Banter examples in set

Post your best banter lines!

You're bad girls, aren't you?
You're a dork!
You don't get out much, do you?
You're cute, like my little sister.

I always like busting on girls and then making a cut nickname for them. Or I tease them and call them something that would normally be pretty obnoxious, but since I say it real playfully it comes across as fun.

More:

- Which one of you guys would win in a fight?
- You're taking this way too seriously
- Stop flirting with me
- If that were true, you wouldn't love me
- You must've driven your parents crazy
- Give me a kiss on the cheek, and maybe I'll let you forgive me
- I'm too high maintenance for you
- What else do you like about me?
- I'm so out of your league
- Let's play a game. Let's see how long you can hold your breath
- You're back to square one with me, missy
- You're so outside the circle of trust
- How short are you?
- You're such a player
- You guys remind me of the Power Puff Girls/or/ You guys are like watching The View
- Do your parents know where you are
- Isn't this a school night
- You're makeup is smudged
- Bartender, you might want to check this girl's ID again
- We should hang out some time. You can help me pick up chicks
- You girls aren't toursists, are you?
- Holy sh1t, you really don't know what you're doing, do you?
- Careful girl, I'm a heartbreak waiting to happen
- Your ex boyfriend sounds just like me
- I'm so emotionally unavailable right now
- I think you might make a nice friend
- We need to find you a man
- We would never get along

I like this, and use it a lot:

Me Anymore of that, and I gonna have to charge you...and you know what?
Her: What?
Me: (lean into her ear and lower your voice)...you couldn't afford me

You: We're too much a like. We'd never get along
Her: Why?
You: Because we'd never have anything significant to argue about. So we'd have to make up petty little things to fight about... And I'd always win.
Her: No you wouldn't
You: Yes I would
Her: No
You: You see, we're arguing right now... And you started it
Her: No I didn't. You did
You: OMG, just let it go. If you're going to keep acting like this, I will so have to break up with you
Her: (Whatever. Doesn't matter)
You: Hey, but at least we'd have good make up sex
Her: (Whatever)
You: Yeah, just kidding anyways. We don't have to get in arguments to have sex
Here's another argue routine, I think it was Harlequin who once posted in a field report.
You: Do you want to have an argument?
Her: No
You: Yes you do

This is great. You have a great list. Thank you for posting them.I always like to tease girls till they feel like they are in hell.

Love it... those are amazing.

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