Cock Asian Opener

I tried this Opener out last night and got some really good responses. Let me know what you think.

"Hey guys, I've just come up with the best punchline ever, but I need help writing the joke. I'm trying to get to a point where I can say "Cock" and "Asian" but say it as "Caucasian." Any ideas?"

Exactly how I presented it, I got a ton of laughs right away. What's fun, though, is the more you use this, the more ideas you'll actually have for a joke, and you can throw them out in later sets, saying "Well, I did think of this..." etc.

Let me know what you think.

I can see that working pretty well. It is light, potentially funny, and is also is a bit sexual right off. The only potential down side is that someone might tag you as a racist, but they are generally the over sensitive type anyway.

I think it is hilarious. Can't wait to see their 'ah ha' moment when they get the joke.

Very nice. Who doesn't like jokes like that?

Well done! I'll have to try this out. Sounds hilarious!

I don't really see how someone can label you as racist though. Sure your joke involves "cock" "asian", but it isn't offensive in any way, because the Opener has no context for those two words

If I were asian, and I were to call someone racist for that... They could ask me "why?", and I would have no response hahaha.