Pie Date

Originally Posted by Instinct

I am a newbie, and I got so bored I havent finished any of my e-books yet, I almost didn't finish the game (after he got bored of being a pua, it got boring for me).

( I got her interested in pie with me earlier by telling her how I think birthday pie is way better than birthday cake, stole that from Adam Carolla)

I ask her out for pie. Pie always surprises people, and honestly, everyone loves pie. If you're with a 10, she has been with a ton of naturals, and they know, coffee or art museum or both. You are going to take her to a chain restaurant to get pie.

As we are being seated, I run off to the bathroom, for the whole purpose of telling the waitress to wait like 15 minutes after our order, and give her 5 bucks. I also flirt my ass off if its a chic, her interest in me builds the dates interest. This should be obvious.

During my 15 minutes, I do some basic, shallow stuff. Then I go into cube (I saved it up, use it on the introduction and your funny and clever, use it on the first date, and your deep, trust me, trust me, trust me.)

Then I say something deep, I dunno, something that I really believe, deep - not heavy. The thing is, I'm investing pie into her, shes gotta learn what I want.

After that I go right into fun-funny. I do the blind-deaf-dumb mouse pen trick. Then I do pen-15, then I do pictionary on a napkin, then we get the pie.

I use this as a way to get her to try to converse with me, to see that if she holds the convo, shes totally boring, and if shes not, wow, cool, but she will be.

From there the night can go anywhere, I love to take a women into a tattoo shop "spontaneously on the way home" and talk about the different drawing on the wall that we like.

This is a great time to get your arm around her. I can usually get some make out action in the car after the tattoo shop, and then its back to her place. At this time If I don't get anything, I will call back in a day or two and tell her how that thing that I told her about went and how she should have gone (she feels sorry that she missed it, but she was never invited, she wont miss another opportunity). Then she gets invited to a next date, maybe go-karts, or "mud fights on the beach".

(I never really have mud fights, just romance, but mud fights on the beach sounds better than "I'm going to explore your throat on the beach while you regret picking up your phone, and then I'm going to refuse to kiss you, because " 'It' was in there, and im not gay" )

If she did screw on that date, I make her plan the next date. She wants into my world, I guarantee her world is boring (this isn't a fark around, or a mind set, its just the truth)