girl with alcohol

I thought of this line while at the liquor store, but executed it outside my apartment building.

I was walking up the stairs with a load of laundry and I saw a neighbor I have never seen before (with a 30 pack of Miller Light on the ground) fumbling with her keys to unlock the door. I opened the door for her and asked her
Do you need any help?

She said No thank you, I can carry it myself. (I totally appealed to her I am an independent woman I can do things myself nerve)

I responded with I don't want to carry it, I want to help you drink it.
She laughed and I continued the conversation for another 20 seconds and she invited me to stop by later to join her and her friends to help drink the beer. I did stop by and I welcomed her to the building.

That's a great Opener.

Great Opener you have there. Please give us some updates on your game with her.

We hooked up that night, she was drinking to "get over the ex"; they got back together a week later.

oh well- the line has a 1.000% Batting Average

Ah well, at least you got free beer!

And it was a good comeback, man. It showed respect for her sense of independence and that you had a sense of humor.