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This was one I just created and I wanted to get the forum's opinion on this. It just snowed where I am, causing all major schools to get cancelled, when I txt my girls "hey $Exy, you got that good wh!te $tuff on you yet?" (I typed it like that for a playful manner)

use it and tell me what your response was and tell me where I went wrong.

As I can see it, it is more on a flirting stuff and quite funny too. However, if girls are not that open, there's a tendency that they get offended and end yourself farked up

What's wrong with me, I thought of coke... and thus wouldn't find it sexy (funny maybe). And it's bloody snowing where I am. Haha.

You aren't a druggie are you?

that's whats is so good with this, it can apply to ANYTHING but the key is to always have it relate to the obvious (tip for personal opinion openers). I can come up with these's all day and I'll post more of my *hot* ops so you guys can have openers that really are new. As I get better i'll post more op, routines, etc... (when I hit status PUA ill even talk about personal break throughs of LMR, 5 min. kiss, best ways to do BF destroying, etc...)

LOL! Very funny Opener. I wonder what did you take if you say these lines to a girl...heheheheh

/me arranges halo

I solemnly swear that I am not addicted to drugs... but I can't quite say i've never looked as if I wasn't high on something. Lolz.

But really, I haven't heard of snow referred to as good, white stuff. I mean, we have like four months of having to shovel it off our cars and the like. And ok, ok... I may be reading too much Dlisted. Haha.

Don't know if I'd ask a girl if shes all covered in cum via txt.You could talk about her stiff nipples from the cold, or maybe your stiff nipples, sometimes not even that unless shes already had you in bed or at least you've had your hands on her softer parts.

Don't be creepy. How about "I'm going snowboarding, do you want to go snowboarding?" or do what I did, invite her to go snow mountain biking with you (very intense, very fun). I think that might be better than talking about your nuts, or substance abuse.

You guys know that I get very sexual very fast, I try to get the interaction sexual as quick as possiable, hopefully instantly, but I have seen guys take this advice and do some creepy stuff with it, so I want to play it safe with my advice.

That's what I thought too... alluding to cum may not sit well with girls you haven't established a sexual connection with.

I'd probably have texted something like, "It's too damn cold, can I come over and share a mug of hot cocoa with you?" or "When it's this cold, what comes to mind?" and just probly engaged her in a text convo.