I want to call her but make it funny openning.. not the regular afc style

We texted before.. we met up already and hanged out.. at first she rejected my kiss but was she was hugging me in a pretty sexual way.. (i guess she was shy/not ready)
then she gave me a kiss (quick one) after i said confidently "give me a kiss" with good eye contact.
now im sure she is down.. but i just need an advice what to do next?

also, can you guys give me some funny openers when calling?
i used one that i made up for the text "hey i was thinking, lets rob a bank.. i need a partner, are you driving or shooting?"

and when i call i say "im calling from jail and i only have 5 minutes to talk.. so i thought i will call say hey.. no where were you? i thought you will be my driver!!"

it works great... they giggle for a bit and then i say "nah im just kiddin.. how u doing?"

do you have any other ideas?

Why not just ask about what she did that was fun that day instead of coming in with a canned Opener? Nothing wrong in soliciting ideas dude, but you also can't be calling her with prefab lines all the time. That would cease to be funny.

Better yet, call her and tell her about something you did that was fun and then ask her to top that. Then just invite her out again and escalate IRL. That's social proof for you and I should think less anxiety because you don't have to worry if she'll dig this one this time.