Wow!!... Three things I noticed instantly, first.. power play and AMOG isn't just for sex games and herding fillys.. every aspect of life should be an opportunity to up your game and confidence and 'value' male or female.. having a strong circle of respect leads to stronger leverage and confidence.
secondly, I really liek the "yeah, this is the BS you wanted but, it kinda sucks and is all for suckers now." but then change subject or dont bother going into it because if he brings it back up and is like "but I realy like it, its got ratings, yada yada" it sounds like he's a weak ass cry baby/ defending a lost cause...
third, I like the "oh my comps down and I wont have the scrilla to get the fix for a couple weeks, blah blah" so maybe you should combine them, and lace it with some jealousy, to build suspense, act excited to see him liek you wanna please him and light your face up and be like "hey bud I got your USB for ya" then he'll be totally stoked, and even if he doesnt show appriciating because he thinks you're a tool/bitch just as you slap it back in his palm be like "Yeah I couldn't get that on there for ya because my hardwares on the rag, but, I've been playing it nonestop for liek a month (or however long you've had it) and I can tell you it's really rather lame compaired to _____ (whatever, I dont know no techie shiz..) ____, yeah, most real gamers/ man-boys/ pimpster amogs have been wetting their stinkfingers with ______ which has ________ reviews and the backing of ________ (girls, tech-celebs, peers of his..) ......" and then just drop it or be off to do soemthing real important like girls."I gtg ________(hot chick, or even fake girls name) is waiting. Might also help to throw in a cheap shot like "yeah I've been running around with __________&_________ __ (hot chicks name, or a couple of 'em, make them up if you have to) and really dont have time to play that 1st gen crap anymore.. I'll sell it to you cheap for like $_____ when I'm back online. Caio"