Your AFC story

I got this idea from a Deangelo video I saw awhile back where he had guys compete for the biggest AFC story. Basically, whoever had the neediest, dorkiest, most cringing story, won a prize. Well, I don't have a prize, but I love sharing AFC stories, they're hilarious.

Anyway, here goes mine:

This one was back in the day, I was still in high school, and I I fell in love with my friend's sister who was 3 years older than me, and she actually really liked me back. Really my first college girl. Anyway, I won her over because she was my friend's sister and never once thought of anything sexual or anything, so all I did was pick on her. She thought I was fun, and added me on MSN, where I flirted with her all day every day. My friend didn't really like it. Anyway, I totally fell for her, and started telling her how much I loved her.

Things kept going downhill. I went from having this girl send me letters in the mail, to having her tell me "find someone else" and ripping my heart out about how immature I was. I still kept telling her how much I loved her, made her stupid pictures, sent her love letters, I may have written poetry but I was AFCing so much it was just a Blur. I totally sent her running, and to Get Her Back, I decided that if I was not going to be alone forever, I had to send her one last email that would win her back.

My email was all about how I could make great lasagna, how I could speak French (I could never speak French), how we were soulmates and how I dreamed about the same things she did (which was lies). She was a weirdo (I think she wound up becoming a stripper or something... and she was always extremely suicidal) who wanted to be a cat really bad, so I told her in my email that I TOO dreamed of being a cat. It was epic gayness, totally embarrassing. In fact, if you read it, you would probably think "that guy has no hope, we might as well kill him off," but I reformed.

Long story short, she kinda blocked me from everything and her bro wound up hating me. I would sit in bed and cry, especially at night, for about 3 months. I felt awful for 3 months and prayed to God that he would just cut my arm off instead and give her back to me. That was 7 years ago now, but it's my AFC story. I have others (such as the time I lied to my dad that some girl who gave me her phone number to work on a school project were were FORCED to work on together, gave it to me because she wanted to date me), but I think this one stands out as my worst.

If you have a funny one to share, post below!

i can totally beat that. i have never really told anyone this but sh1t lets have some fun. this is my MOST AFC moment ever!

ok well it was when i was in high school junior year. i was really good friends with this girl that i was kind of friend zone and kind of not cause we always fooled around and kissed but looking back i was totally AFC and if i didnt make out and fool around then i was in the friend zone. so after hanging out with her i meet some of her friends and one of them i started to like and tried to hit on. so i ended up kind of falling for this girl but she was dating the biggest guy in our school. 6'7" like 300. big ass farker. then i start reeling her in. now looking back on it i totally played it like a pro. being the fun getaway guy that plays buddy buddy to steal her away. then i fall for her and tried getting her to date me and then things were going south with her bf and all. but the AFC night happened like this. are you sure your ready.

ok well i was texting her and liking it but then she stopped responding and then i sent her a text being all happy then another like 10-15 minutes later being all pissed off then another forgiving and then pissed off. you can imagine these texts said i love you so much i wished u would dump him we are totally made for each other. so i send like 15 of these bad boys and finally got to the point i text her cousin i was friends with and got the great idea to go to her house and try to tell her in person. i ran/jogged 5 miles at night in a sketchy farm type of neighborhood thinking i was going to get eaten. then get there try knocking on her window and all for a little. but then i was about to leave and then a car is coming down the street and im like fark. im so screwed im going to jail.

well needless to say it was her and her boyfriend in the car and he flips out wanting to kill me and sh1t and i was just like ok im going to go home. funny thing they went to a movie and then farked after. i suggested just walking home cause i was like heartbroken and she just told me to get into the car. so he is driving me home and im in the back with her. we are joking i remember her laughing a stroking my face saying i looked really cute in the beanie and i was making fun cause her boyfriend only lasts like five minutes in bed. all of a sudden this crazy asshole tried to take a corner going 65 when the suggested speed is 20 in a farking grand am. he said dont worry me and my buddies rally. haha im like this guy is going to farking kill me. so we clip the corner of the gravel then he tries to fix it, we end up spinning around a lot ended up into a fence his tire went flat and when we hit the fence the car almost fell over. then i get home and even kiss her goodbye while he is watching and he loses it, gets out of the car and rushes me. haha she luckily stopped him. i have hardly gotten my ass whipped in a fight but a couple of times. but im sure even if i know how to fight better his raw strength is going to kick my ass. so my afc story was to run several miles basically stalk a girl to almost die in a car accident on the way back.

funny thing i tried hitting on her later like a month or two after graduation and then went afc again, thinking oh hey ill be her secret admirer and send her funny letters to peek curiosity and try to snah her. yup didnt work. cause i was a baby back bitch. now she is dating some idiot toolbag with a IQ of about 95 that works at pizza hut! while im going to the colorado school of mines for biomedical and biochemical engineering. isnt that farking ironic? haha

hope u liked my baby back bitch afc story haha

Haha, it was hysterical man!! At least you didn't cry for three months and wish for horrific physical injuries instead of heartache, but it's hard to top bipolar texting, stalking, and almost dying in a car accident.

A nother AFC tale: One time, in high school, when I was real lonely, I determined only to fantasize about fat chicks so I could build up a desire for them, because I figured I wouldn't get any hot chicks. Thankfully, this didn't work.

Totally random: I want to sarge George Lopez's daughter.

haha omg u tried to make urself like fat girls. haha and no i left that part out. i consider harm and suicide and then did cry. i mean not for three months. like kind of a bitch move. mine was like 3 weeks. completely depressed and all lol. great times

Yeah I considered suicide after my ordeal. I remember writing a weird note or something that said "all of life is suffering." I was an emo child.

I have an AFC story about another man, which is totally kosher to share. So, I worked with this short, skinny dude in a grocery store deli who could never get a girl. Back then, in my Freshman year of college, I was poor with women, but he actually looked up to ME in that category, so, he was basically horrifically awful. I think he was a virgin, although he was about 21 or 22.

He seriously contemplated pretending he was gay to Get Girls. He shaved off all his body hair, for one, and started chillin' with a gay dude from work too. He didn't openly say he was gay, but, I knew what he was doing, as he confided in me (and still does, he mentioned something about getting a sex change like a year ago... he has a gf now and is fine. This is a guy who deals with women issues by thinking of going gay or becoming a lesbian... his solutions always involve homosexuality...). He started wearing croc shoes even (not saying they're all gay, but let's say they were a lightish shade of red).

Then, the crack whore who worked alongside us started to flirt with him and stopped the gay(kept shaving ALL the body hair though. Yes, this guy tells me everything. Why? I don't know.). This girl was really on drugs, in fact, she quit/was fired shortly after practically slicing her finger off while high on something. She agreed to go out with him, even though she had a boyfriend. He proceeded to purchase about $500 worth of clothing for her at the mall, then, he decided to actually LISTEN to my advice (which, for an AFC, wasn't so bad - I told him to basically put his foot down). She told him to go into a coffee shop and buy her a coffee. He told her no, and told her to get it herself. She ended it right there, because she couldn't get any more free stuff out of him I guess. Then he contacted me and told me about how I basically ruined his life with my advice.

" ..when I was real lonely, I determined only to fantasize about fat chicks so I could build up a desire for them, because I figured I wouldn't get any hot chicks " -raven
o lord dat has to b the funniest sh!t i ever heard in ma life

ma AFC story ..this goes back bout 3 yrs ago when everyone was on myspace i started talkin to a girl who lived in toronto [i didnt think much of her other than she was just gorgeous but she lived too far] so i stayed in the relationship i was in with the gf for almost 2 yrs but durin this time me n toronto girl fell in love over the internet ..made plans dat one day id go to toronto na ll ..so after me n ma girl brake up two months later i get on a plane im in toronto met her fam ate slept woke up went everywhere together shared everything wit dis girl ..fell in love to the second power n then i had to come back 1 month later she tell she think she pregnat [thank god she really wasnt] still doin the online thing emails phone calls video conferences, mailed her letters, werked ma graphic design skills to make pretty pictures of us bought her sh!t for when we meet up again i went nuts wit it ..dis lasted bout 5 months then she disappears for a week n then told me it was over ..went thru all the depressed phases crying not sleepin drinkin no shavin no showerin more cryin n more drinkin even wanted to get a tear/cryin tattoo to remind not to fall in love again cus its painful ..crazy sh!t but i learned ma lesson ..straight up AFC to the fullest

hahahaaa. Here's mine, maybe some of you already read it somewhere..
This is called: "Seperating the Boys from the Men"

About a year ago, i fell in love with this schoolgirl. She also fell in love with me. I just found this whole puaworld a few months earlier and was into the Game and DYD stuff with Dave, Will and Craig.

Within a few days she letterly ate out of my hand. Really i could command her almost everything in front of everybody. But the whole kissing thing was what scared me a little. It was more like commanding ioi's and sadistic role playing in class:P Oyeah and i remember myself during the biology class i didnt stop throwing pencils and gums to her head everytime the teacher turned. She was devastated by hormones, it was clear

Then there was this evening, some other girl was celebrating her b-day, in a very tiny rock cafe. And my girl came in, sheee was sooo hottttt! woow i know standing there frozen when i saw her. All the rockhard line i had made up just melt on my tongue. I only remember that evening as being pretty annoying to her and as i saw her talking to another guy i felt ANGERRR. (I remember being so in love that week that i did not ate for 2 days and while it was snowing i was walking around in a tshirt)

I thought i totally farked it all up. But she was still into me next day. (Of course, for her it felt like her mistake if i didnt said to much, she was an insecure girl) That day we were just messing around as always.

Then a week later, she invited me to sleep over. So that night i gave her a massage and started about the evening in the rockcafe... Logicalone and stupid as hell she asked: What was your problem that night? Then i farked up all this sh1t by saying:
Well i am a little in love with you... She was like Meeee TOOOOO..
(still no kisses)

Next morning on the way to school i had this let's be friendsh1t. She was like: "We have this extraordinary bond and i dont want it crushed over love." I was like:
"Well i have no interest in just being friends, and i dont want to put you aside, but i am not really in this friendbusiness because you dont wanna hang around me on the PS3 do you?" (Its not lying, its flirting) She smiled and a little kiss made her day.

Two days later i was staying at her home again. And i all farked up. I kissed her. She kissed back, After maybe fuzzeling and kissing for about 6 hours she started complaining that she wanted more. And i decided to put on a mask of insecurity and fear of faillure and rejection and started peeping like a little housemouse. I have never been so ashamed of myself as in that moment. What the fark is wrong with me!

I just denied her all up in her face and the whole following schoolyear i walked around heartbroken and tried to find the perfect lines to Get Her Back.

When she finally, in thet last night of school, invited me over to her house, i was like: fark NO, worked for that moment half a year and it just had to be on the last night? I guess there was still a little bit of pride left in me.

Anyway, this whole sh1t turned out to be very depressing to me and i went to psychiatrists because i was doing real bad on myself. Since (about 1 month) i am busy with studying Puaism and NLP again and i am doing much better.
But still have anxietyattacks every now and then and sh1tttt...

It's really frustrating what a weak girl can do to a weak boy.
but i can finally sleep without beating the imaginary sh1t outta myself

chulin...ill admit if thats the worst you got its not too bad cause it was just a mysterious breakup. and raven i cant stop thinking about the "i tried to teach myself to like fat girls" stuff....LMFAO. WHY man WHY?????? lol i like this section. i feel like telling each other the worst moments in our love life kind of brings us together as a forum and sort of brotherhood/frat of PUA's.

great idea for this thread!

certainly not the most depressin vein-cuttin story ..did affect me for bout 8 months tho
..on another note raven the funniest guy here wit the dude who wasnt successful wit girls so he wanted to become a lesbian n the whole tryin to convince himself to like fat girls ..funniest sh!t hahaha

i agree sharin ur stories does brin dis forum closer ..we all had our worst moments in our love lives ..but we all tryin to better ourselves n werkin for the same purpose
gotta say tho the game opened my eyes to a whole new view in life

Hahaha, I agree, this is my favorite thread and I really hope others post some AFC stories. Heck, I'm sure we have more than 1, and we all have that chump ex-friend from years ago who did something insane. BTW, it may help your game if you think of these kinds of stories while sarging - the humor pumps me up, and I have what NOT to do in the back of my mind.

As for fat chicks... You know what inspired me? I was watching a parade when I was about 16, and I saw this baton twirling team. All the girls were cute, except this one girl who was like 300 lbs. She was extremely obese, surrounded by skinny girls, an like the skinny girls, she was wearing a shiny green bathing suit with sparkly things and what not on them. I thought, "hmm, I bet she would be the easiest one of all those girls to date. If I just had any sexual attraction to her, I would not be lonely. There are whole fields of fat girls waiting to be harvested, but nobody appreciates their flavor. If I just learn to like it, kind of like you acquire a taste for scotch, I'll be all set." Yeah, I was a weird kid.