My advice for the amog

I don't have much game, I don't really Number Close or even flirt with women that much. My goal here is to learn how to number/kiss close in any environment I find myself in, especially in a socially uncomfortable environment. All my success with women has been entirely dependent on small kick-back parties with my and a few friends who invited girls to our place. Even though I'm not an authority on the matter of going up to women in a random club and grabbing their number, I can still out-amog those who have tried to AMOG me for no reason at all. So here's my advice, and take it if you will.

My inner game involves the frame in which everytime another alpha male insists on demeaning me, I assume that he's doing it ironically, and I act accordingly so, even if it's not ironic.

The other day I was in a group conversation mingling with a group I don't even know talking about random stuff. Some older guy in his mid-twenties walks up to me

AMOG: Yo dog, you're in my territory
Me: In you're territory? I had no idea I was in your territory (condescendingly and ironically with a huge smile), this must be very important to you
AMOG: Yeah dog, you in my territory
Me: Aahaha, you're hilarious man, I'm TheUndertow, what's was you're name? (I'm slapping him on the shoulder and retaining my smile)

The conversation from there on just went to talking about who we are and where we were from, he eventually just walked away, leaving me to claim what apparently was once his territory. We seriously are nothing but a bunch of complex, territorial animals aren't we?