Bible Thumper F close in 2 days.

So I was at a coffee shop cranking down my fall favorite latte (not telling you what it is lol) a girl was sitting at one of the tables with a mac laptop. I ordered while trying to figure out what I was going to say to her. She was tall and at first glance a bit intimidating. Ordered drink and the following occured:
AFC: I'm gonna sit right here, k? (smiled)
HB8: sure! Then moves her laptop unnecessarily to give me more room
AFC: (as I placed my bags on the ground I looked at her) said: I normally don't hang out with mac girls; I'm a pc guy. (lol I just didn't give a sh1t - if that was too nerdy then whatever lol)
hb8hh reallly? (blah blah )
AFC: yea PC's run the world; macs make pictures
hb8: I can't believe you just said that !!!!
AFC:
hb8: blah blah conversation; what's your name?!
AFC:
(at this point I noticed she had a bible and all this religious stuff and thought...ahhhhh I get it lol )
hb8: I'm krista
AFC: such a mac name (smiled)
hb8: (hesitates then smacks my arm lightly)
AFC: woa! that's assault! smiling
hb8: you deserved it
(got a boner at this point)
AFC: sh1t, I have to go I didn't realize my class starts in 20m and I gotta get driving!!
hb8: ohh no!
AFC: (pulled out my cel phone) simply said "number? I'll text you later"
hb8: < gave it>
AFC: (smiled and grabbed my stuff and gave her the peace sign with no words)
.........
we went out the next night to coffee shop for a few hours, then she wanted to go some where else. I didn't have my notes on sh1t to do so I was like "movies?" lame I know but she accepted and even purchased the tickets. After the movie it was 2am and I had just realized this chic was 20 (I'm farkin 30 lol). She says what do you want to do? I'm thinking - go to bed I'm an old man lol! She says lets go back to my place. She had rented some stupid movie I didn't want to watch but was too tired to object. Start watching the movie, I realize I am smelling like sh1t and tell her - hey I'm sorry I gotta get going I have to shower (little did I know I was spitting game lol) She says use mine and smiles. So I take a shower and come out. Lights out she is under the blankets ready to "Cuddle" and watch. I oblige her and sit next to her under neath the covers. She leans close to me and then starts talking bible???? fark I thought! I tell her some spiritual stuff I believe (fill in the blankets I dont think it mattered) so she looks at me while our faces are in range for K close. And I do the triangle eye to eye to mouth thing I remembered from Mystery (or one of the PUA's) and she basically rapes me and we bang. It was a amazing - If i didn't know any better I felt like I was in love - until I woke up anyways. So anyways she texts me all the time now. I'll admit I felt lucky but I mean this girls 5'11" body had the smallest tightest Gyna I had ever felt! So maybe the stars were aligned right? I need advise though ! I'm critical of myself so, where did I go lame? Where did I go good? PUA's let a brotha know! Also sorry for long ass post

As long as you f-closed, it's all good. You don't have to go all "Where's the lame part", just go with the flow. You ran very tight game at the approach part, awesome.

Even the movies, as lame as that might be, gets you opportunities for callback humor, or at the very least something to talk about.

I don't know the conversations at the coffee shop, but I think you pretty much nailed it ( no pun intended ) at the approach. Strong open.

Thanks for the feedback!

I think you got a little lucky with the F close--she made it really easy on you inviting you to use her shower, but hey, sometimes it happens like that.

What wasn't luck however, was making the initial move at the coffee shop: sitting down, teasing her, being the 1st to leave and just telling her to give her number instead of asking. All of that stuff probably made you look so confident that the rest was just a matter of time. Sometimes when I'm really smooth (which unfortunately is not all the time) I can just tell that the chick wants me and all I have to do is not screw it up.

Keep posting your reports, I enjoyed this one.