The Lollipop

I've only tried this once on a night out, and somehow it worked.

Simple really... I took a few lollipops out with me to a bar, not because I was intentionally peacocking or for any other reason, I just really wanted some lollipops!

Anyway, I ordered a shot of tequila at the bar, when the pretty girl next to me asked what flavor my lollipop was and if she could have a try. Of course I handed over my lollipop, downed my shot, regained my face after the tequila ready to talk to her, and before I could even do that she had her tongue down my throat.

Looks like I'm bringing a lollipop handy every where I go, just in case...