You'd probably make me walk funny

I've recently been spending some time with a gal that I met online. We've kissed and had pretty good conversation so far. We hung out earlier today and I dropped her off at her car as she said she had to go home and take care of a few things. A while later, at home, I get a message from her saying something to the effect that I should come over to her place and hang out we'd see what happens. I say OK and she responds with a hesitation saying she doesn't know, and that I seem like the kind of guy that would make her walk funny for a while. Now, at this point, I'm thinking it doesn't get any more green light than this. I ask for her address and promise I won't mess up her walk too bad. She just responds with a "ha ha ha". I can tell, I'm losing her at this point. I wait a while and nothing. I finally called her out on teasing me and she apologized and said she didn't mean to. Then I said I thought she was serious, but she just second guessed herself, but it was cool and that I was just going to go practice my guitar. I didn't hear back from her after that. So let me ask everyone... WTF?!

From my experience, girls I've met online are some of the flakiest ones out there. I'm not saying they all are, but the ones I have actually chatted with for a bit... CRAZIES...

You nailed it on it's head; it sounds like the girl double-guessed herself. Also, it sounds like you played it all like you should have. Just know that it's her loss.

Don't waste your time with girls online. Ask yourself why they're even online in the first place. Like the poster above said, they tend to be a little crazier than your average girl.

Well it's certain that girls online can definitely be crazy, I don't think that was the case this time, unless I'm misreading something.

Girls sometimes throw out bait like that just to catch guys off guard.

Say you're talking to a girl and your game is completely on, everything is working out perfectly. You're pushing and pulling, you're not making yourself too available, everything is just wonderful. She'd probably want to test your authenticity by doing what she did in your situation. If you're acting all suave and then she texts you with something like, "Oh dear, if only there was a man here to truly make me feel like a woman " or something else that is that obvious of an innuendo and you reply with something like, "Oh, I could help if I was there " then you're caught for being the sexual deviant that she was suspecting you of being.

I think that in your case, responding to her text of, "You look like a guy that would make me walk funny" with a neg like, "Gee, your eyesight must be pretty off then, when should I make an appointment with the optometrist?" it would have caught her off guard.

Guys are so used to girls being secretive about sexual actions that when a girl is blunt about it, they jump at the opportunity instantly.

Don't do that.

If a girl is used to a guy responding to a blunt sexual text with an enthusiastic, "Yes! I want to have sex with you!" then don't give her the satisfaction.

I liked the last reply for the most part. The advice was solid. I think she wanted it however.. But had some LMR (Last Minute Resistance). Girls, for whatever reason feel slutty if they fool around w/out a title. It's socially only accepted for us guys to behave that way. But look, if it were me...........

I wouldn't have said okay. I would've said, "I'll come over, but if you're going to try to take my clothes off, it'll cost you $20 per article." <<< Totally funny, adds value, status.

When I experience LMR, I tell "that it's okay, at least you have phenominal taste." <<
If she said I'd make her walk funny, I'd purposely mistake it then make a joke out of it......... "NO, I'd never! I don't even like horseback riding!" <<<< she'd be too busy laughing to resist.

Too late to help you, I know. But at least you get the idea. Peace~

Haven't been on here in a while, but thanks for the replies. What's funny is that I forgot a woman ever said this to me until I reread this thread.