Text games unfolding over the course of several months, where do I stand with her??

Okay so I'm going to try and make this easy to understand.

This girl and I have a history together back in college. She stopped talking to me because I threatened her bf like a jealous idiot, and she stopped talking to me. But in doing so I think I showed some pretty alpha qualities, which has kept her wondering about me...

A year after we stopped talking, she texted me "who is this." She knew it was me. I responded "umm, who the fark is this?" I knew it was her, but I was still kind of angry that she blew me off for a year. She responded "(Name)". I responded, "I forgive you for randomly texting me." She responded, the next day, "I didn't realize I apologized."

We stopped talking for another year.

Last Thanksgiving, she called me randomly, because she was visiting NYC (where I live) and wanted to know if I was still around to hang out. I was, and we hung out, and I started having all these feelings for her again.

I texted her on new year's "happy new years." She texted back, we had a brief "what are you doing tonight" convo, that was it.

The next day, New years day, she texted me "you texted me right at midnight, made me feel speshul."

I responded "aww".

I didn't text her again, and she didn't text me again, for another three months.

I then texted her, in March, "how you been?"

She responded "good, blah blah, you?"

I responded with a horrible story about how I accidentally ran over a cat. Her end response was "adsl;fkjw;efefadslfj ad" or something, just a jumble of letters.

Another three months go by. I text her "so did the terrorist you're dating finally jihad your ass? I haven't heard from you in ages." (She's indian and likes to date arab guys-- I'm asian, so me and her have this un-PC joking relationship where we rip on eachother).

She didn't respond until the next day.

Her text was "I've been good, how are you? I want to come to NYC this weekend."
Me: "I hope you come, I want to see you."
Her: "We will see, I was planning on coming alone but I might have to come next weekend to split a hotel room with someone"
Me: "If I wasn't between apts I would offer you my couch. I move into my new place July 15"
Her: "Ok, don't think I can wait that long. Need to get out of this city like no one's business."
Me: "Then get out."
Her: trying too. This sounds really hipstery but I just want to hang out in Central Park, read, and take pictures. Just for two days."
Me: "You are such a hispter."
Her: "Shut up!!"
Me: 'haha"
Her: "I wish I had $$$ or a sugar daddy."
Me: "then move to NYC, there's plenty of that going around."
4 hours later
Her: "good idea. an acquaintance just offered his place."
me: "nice! Keep me updated."
Her: "I will. Gnight "
me: nite

Then I didn't hear from her, at all.
On Friday night, I was drunk and I accidentally texted her "Wait ten years and I'll be you're sugar daddy, I'll be a pretty handsome 36-year old I think."
then I send "Fuuuck I totally didn't mean to send that, farking iphone!"
Her: "Bullsh1t, you totally meant to send it."
Me: "I was thinking about sending but then I ended up sending it. Whatever."
one hour later
Her: "So I noticed."

On Monday, I sent her a photo of myself which was photo-shopped to make me look morbidly obese, with the caption "sugar daddy." It was a hilarious pic. She responded "Wow aren't you something."
Me: "Mmmmm hmmmm, come lick the sweat from under me rolls!"

And then... nothing. What's going on with this girl? Does she seem like she could still be interested? Or did my chance for that pass a long time ago?

Thanks for reading! I know it was long. Advice please??

You seriously need to buy b4 u txt her... you blew it so many times

one :
"happy new years." Every dude and gf she has will send here this.. you need to make it different, But she is obviously attracted to you. Or she is just a girl that has a lot of guys that she can, you know, crash at.

two : I responded "aww" = You should have said something funny, like "Yeah your like a pink powerpuff girl haha... you are little and your fly !"

That opens a conversation.

"I responded with a horrible story about how I accidentally ran over a cat"

I laughed out loud :'D that is one of the worst thing you can say to a woman... It would be funny to a man with a toilet humor like me !


Her: "I wish I had $$$ or a sugar daddy." (will you be my sugar daddy)
Me: "then move to NYC, there's plenty of that going around." (no go find some one else)

You could have made this real funny " Okey I'll be your sugar daddy, but I can only pay inn food unless you behave powerpuff girl "

On Friday night, I was drunk and I accidentally texted her "Wait ten years and I'll be you're sugar daddy, I'll be a pretty handsome 36-year old I think."
then I send "Fuuuck I totally didn't mean to send that, farking iphone!"

this is actually very funny sh1t.


Her: "Bullsh1t, you totally meant to send it."
Me: "I was thinking about sending but then I ended up sending it. Whatever."
one hour later
Her: "So I noticed."

and then you blew it... by excusing your self.

Her: "Bullsh1t, you totally meant to send it."
Me: "Ahhh so the sugar daddy relationship would turn out to be that I'm the dominant one and your the little girl that tries to stand up to me, aww your so cute :')!"

That's just suggestions... I'm no pro but I'm not the worst.

Btw I think you have some inner problems not handle if your going crasy for a girl this long and you ape sh1t over her boyfriend..! I would never do that.

Hey IceL, thanks for the reply, I really appreciate you taking the time.

Yeah, we've both kind of done similar things out of jealousy over each other, but that was a long time ago now. I really wasn't interested in this girl again until last Thanksgiving when she visited NYC, in fact up until then I had pretty much shrugged her off completely. In fact, she's only like a 6, 7.5 at her nightclub hottest, and I have hooked up with cuter girls before. But for some reason, she stays in my system. I've honestly never felt this way about any other girl, ever. Oneitis, perhaps. She's not the only girl I'm interested in, but I'm willing to live with that label until I get some closure out of this whole thing that's been going on for this long.

I basically want to know how I should game this girl from this point forward, even if I have a slim, remote chance.

I appreciate any responses or criticisms.

Your attitude should be.. I don't care, I'm bored and just having fun texting her.

But I suggest you buy b4 u txt her.. it's making a difference now for me.. I'm probably meeting at least 1 girl out of three this weekend

But your next text should be something like this =

"Hey gold digger, you coming to pick my pockets in NYC any day soon ?!"

she will probably come with some response and you need to act on that role-play where you are the sugar daddy and she is the gold digger.. She will probably throw sh1t test's at you(sh1t test = I'm interested now pass my test)...

Suggestion : Aww your so cute, go over the top, ignore it and go to another topic. (your a alpha you can take sh1t test and sh1t test are the things she says when she is interested to see if your more then another loser)

go bro and keep me poster