New text opener by Tropics

Alright,

So I came up with this one by Flirting With Girls over text. When they ask mw what I am doing, I like to tell them "I just robbed a bank, want to come next time?" This has always gotten a quick response and a the girl always says "yes."

So now. I am going to call this "Tropics Bank robbery opener."

You: "Hey I am about to go rob a bank, you want to join me?"

Her: "lol, yeah sure." or "I have always wanted to be a partner in crime." (actual response I have gotten).

You: "Well, actually I don't want to have you slowing me down, so how about we get together and do X, to celebrate my new found riches?"

It is a quick playful way to get a girl feeling good about you texting her, and it shows you have a little bit of a "bad boy" side. You also tease her in the second text (IOD) and then ask her to do something (IOI). You want to mix IOI's and IOD's to start creating Push Pull.

O.k so I used this opener on an HB9 that I have been working on today. Here is how it has been going. This is the girl from this field report:

2nd field report by Tropics. Please read and critique!!

Me (2:25pm) : Hey, I am going to be robbing a bank later this week, you want in?

Her (3:13pm) : I don't have my mask! I lost it in my last robbery

Me (4:40pm) : Oh. Well you won't need it. The plan is for you to be the fall girl anyway.

Her (8:05pm) : Ookay cool I'm a fast driver so we're set! (I'm not sure she knows what a fall person is lol!)

Her (12:06am): What ya doing?

I haven't messaged her back yet. I am going to wait until tomorrow.

As you can see. I waited between my texts. Didn't get antsy for responses. This girl has been playing hard to get but the fact that I am not chasing her is not making her happy. Mixing IOI's with IOD's. Push Pull and The Cat String Theory. Read about them.

She text me Fri. to tell me that her friend thinks The Red Baron is cute, and before I got her last text asking what I was doing, he and I were chatting in an Xbox live party analyzing that we think she is using her friend who is now texting Baron to try to get to me. LOL Not saying Baron doesn't have a shot with the other girl. I know him and I am sure he does.

"not saying he doesn't have a shot ?"

Come on gimme more credit than that. You make it seem like that's the only reason the girl is talking to me. She's in the bag if I want it. Your girl is capitalizing on it hoping it will work out, but she asked because she wants me
She sends me stupid chick messages all day, what's up how's it going bla bla. Just one that overlapped


Great text re-opener tho it is well balanced and solid

That is awesome that you guys talk about this on xbox live lol. I'm all about xbox if you guys want to add me... GT: leg0s (zero)

BRILLIANT.

My tag - Willsiah. I'm not on much during the week just weekends really

I like the text Opener, it's always good to have some playful conversation before suggesting a meet up. I used to mistakenly text "hey, what you are up to this weekend" or "my friend and I are going out tomorrow, you should come along" right off the bat with mediocre results.

Now I always have a playful back and forth before inviting her anywhere. Something like:

Me: Ur apartment was pretty cool, I've actually decided to move in. The movers will be there at 5 with all my stuff.

Her: Oh yeah? Well, I'll have to charge you 800 a month in rent.

Me: Hmm, that's pretty steep. As long as you it pays for you cooking and cleaning twice a day I guess it's worth it.

or something of that effect. The beauty of texting is that you have time to think of something funny/flirty to say to her that isn't boring. The robbery opener, for example, is unique in that it isn't the same old "hey it was nice meeting you, what are you doing this week?" or "hi it's mike from the other day, how are you doing?" crap that girls see all the time.

If any of you guys think of some more good ones, please post them.

-j