11-02-2011, 04:07 PM
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| | My List Of Text Message Games
So I've compiled a list of the top Text Messages Games I use when flirting with girls over my phone. Feel free to use these (and add your own):
PUA: What are you doing, cutie? :-)
PUA: Knock knock...
PUA: How's my favorite little brat doing?
PUA: Ciao bella! / Mi amore! / My cheri amore!
PUA: I just made you open your phone for no reason...looks like I got you in check =]
PUA: Hey goof, I bet my weekend can beat up your weekend.
PUA: What sort of trouble are you causing?
PUA: I am luring girls to my house with candy, which do you prefer skittles or M&M's?
PUA: Hey..do me a favor and text me right back. Just hi or something. My friends don't believe retards can text. We'll show em lil buddy
PUA: I know my math u+i equals 69
PUA: Girls are gross...
PUA: Hey princess, I Just came back from the aquarium and I saw the cutest fish there...it reminded me of you :P
PUA: I hope you are smiling. If not just think of me!
PUA: Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking sexy ass people! You will be safe, I'm just texting to say goodbye
PUA: Remember guys tomorrow is "Hug a retard" day...So don't freak out like you did last year, NO ONE IS TRYING TO HURT YOU!
PUA: I miss you and wanna see you, but this dumb security guard won't let me in the zoo. Is there any way you can escape?
PUA: Why'd you have to give your mom my phone number..? She won't quit calling me now...
PUA: Did you know a blue whales tongue weighs as much as an elephant!? That’s ridiculous… Gotta love animal planet during the lunch break…
"If she flakes" - I just met your twin
"If she flakes" - I like talking to you and I don't play games. I think we're really good together. Lets try it if not that's cool and I'm glad we met.
PUA: Out of all the (first name) (last name)'s I know... I think your my favorite.
PUA: You just popped into my head so Hi...now please stay out of there
PUA: Every time I see u, I smile. When u walk, I laugh. When u speak, I get excited. For some reason, retarded people amuse the hell out of me!
(for same night) Sweet dreams, sexy. :-) [name]
(for same night) Hey I hope you got home safe. [name]
PUA: Let's fly to Las Vegas, get married, argue about our third kid's name, divorce, and grow old lonely and depressed
PUA: I don't know who you're boyfriend is...but he's not spanking you enough!
PUA: I don't think you're ready for this jelly
PUA: Awww, you're so sweet. You're making me get diabetes.
PUA: I just don't think we should do this anymore...Sometimes you make me feel like I am just a piece of meat.
PUA:I was thinking of you...
PUA:Something about u seems to always make me smile.
"Did you know that LIPS and KISS are typed the same way on your phone?"
"I love how soft your lips are, I can't wait to kiss them again."
HER: for what? what did i do? why?
PUA: i was just thinking of u. congratulations =)
PUA: Who is this?
HER: [girls name]
PUA: I know...I'm just playing with you
HER: Stop what?
PUA: Thinking about me so much.
Feel free to add more below!