My List Of Text Message Games

So I've compiled a list of the top Text Messages Games I use when Flirting With Girls over my phone. Feel free to use these (and add your own):

PUA: What are you doing, cutie? :-)
PUA: SURPRISE!
PUA: Knock knock...
PUA: How's my favorite little brat doing?
PUA: Ciao bella! / Mi amore! / My cheri amore!
PUA: I just made you open your phone for no reason...looks like I got you in check =]
PUA: Hey goof, I bet my weekend can beat up your weekend.
PUA: What sort of trouble are you causing?
PUA: I am luring girls to my house with candy, which do you prefer skittles or M&M's?
PUA: Hey..do me a favor and text me right back. Just hi or something. My friends don't believe retards can text. We'll show em lil buddy
PUA: I know my math u+i equals 69
PUA: Girls are gross...
PUA: Hey princess, I Just came back from the aquarium and I saw the cutest fish there...it reminded me of you :P
PUA: I hope you are smiling. If not just think of me!
PUA: Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking sexy ass people! You will be safe, I'm just texting to say goodbye
PUA: Remember guys tomorrow is "Hug a retard" day...So don't freak out like you did last year, NO ONE IS TRYING TO HURT YOU!
PUA: I miss you and wanna see you, but this dumb security guard won't let me in the zoo. Is there any way you can escape?
PUA: Why'd you have to give your mom my phone number..? She won't quit calling me now...
PUA: Did you know a blue whales tongue weighs as much as an elephant!? That’s ridiculous… Gotta love animal planet during the lunch break…
"If she Flakes" - I just met your twin
"If she flakes" - I like talking to you and I don't play games. I think we're really good together. Lets try it if not that's cool and I'm glad we met.
PUA: Out of all the (first name) (last name)'s I know... I think your my favorite.
PUA: You just popped into my head so Hi...now please stay out of there
PUA: Every time I see u, I smile. When u walk, I laugh. When u speak, I get excited. For some reason, retarded people amuse the hell out of me!
(for same night) Sweet dreams, sexy. :-) [name]
(for same night) Hey I hope you got home safe. [name]
PUA: Let's fly to Las Vegas, get married, argue about our third kid's name, divorce, and grow old lonely and depressed
PUA: I don't know who you're boyfriend is...but he's not spanking you enough!
PUA: I don't think you're ready for this jelly
PUA: Awww, you're so sweet. You're making me get diabetes.
PUA: I just don't think we should do this anymore...Sometimes you make me feel like I am just a piece of meat.
PUA:I was thinking of you...
PUA:Something about u seems to always make me smile.

"Did you know that LIPS and KISS are typed the same way on your phone?"
"I love how soft your lips are, I can't wait to kiss them again."

PUA: congratulations
HER: for what? what did i do? why?
PUA: i was just thinking of u. congratulations =)

PUA: Who is this?
HER: [girls name]
PUA: I know...I'm just playing with you

PUA: STOP!!!!
HER: Stop what?
PUA: Thinking about me so much.

Feel free to add more below!

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lots of good stuff thanks

This is pretty good, hightower

if she Flakes:
I thought you are interesting and fun to be around. I really want to get to know each other a little better. If not, then let's just be friends.
PUA:we need to talk
HB: why? or ssup? or whtever
PUA:i think i'm pregnant

PUA : Kleenex, Durex or KleenDurex ?
HB's will go for KleenDurex most of the time, out of curiosity.
PUA : OK, then Gone With The Wind it is. My place, Friday night, @ 7.
HB : Ok. What was Kleenex and Durex?
PUA : You'll know soon enough.

Hey i have three_____ on my phone with no last names. one is smart, one is funny and one is hot. I'm only looking for one, wich one r u?

I like some of these ideas. I'm going to try them out tonight and see if anyone bites. :-)

I just made you open your phone for no reason...looks like I got you in check =]

Just tried this one a girl I took out only once and we text sparingly but she's ignored my last couple of texts.

Her response: Lmao wish"fool" thinking!!!!!!!!!!

So I take it that all of this can be applied with facebook as well?
Also, I'm taking a girl to the movies, I want to see a movie that she doesn't. Should I just go with the one she wants to see?

Yea man, I've been using almost all of these on fb haha and the movie thing, DONT go to her movie unless it's a gf, I'm no pro but you can't let her make the shot's tell her you are going to see your movie and if she wants to see you she has to watch your movie, asert dominance bra

Very well said. You have to decide what movie you go to. However, movies are terrible for first/second dates (don't know how many dates you guys have been on). If it's your first, stick to something cheap and interactive like having a drink.

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Thanks for the tips guys, and yeah it is a first date. I guess I can either choose something else to do or we see my movie.