Former stripper I met at a show

I was at a hunting show in PA this past weekend working on talking to girls and general conversation skills. I only talked to two girls. One girl blew me off pretty easily but only after a little conversation. It was enough to get me pumped up.

The second girl I talked to a actually number closed, my first since discovering the community. She also said she would like to do something that night.

She totally flaked on the date, maybe it really had something to do with
her boss but who knows.

In our text conversation she seemed pretty bumbed, especially when I reminded her that I was leaving in the morning. "Noooooooo" was her text.

Since then she's been slow to return messages. I called her but didn't leave a message. She called back later and, after realizing it was me, said she had to make another call.

Our last text conversation ended something like this.

Me: I asked her to help me rob liquor store.
Her: lol
Me: you bring the tear gas. I'll bring the rabid bunnies. Tell me something about yourself. What's your favorite fruit or something?

I still haven't heard back from her.

I figure I need to wait a day or two. What should I say if she doesn't text back?

Since she's several states east of where I live my goal here is to maybe have her as a buddy. Maybe she'll be be at the show again. Also, maybe could get her to text me some topless shots ore something.

if no one has anything better I think I'm going to ask her if she's pissed at me for leaving the state before we could have a date. What do you think?

Congratulations on your first Number Close. One of the things you're going to realize the more chick's phone numbers you get is that a lot of them end up flaking and just because you get a girl's number doesn't mean she has any intention of seeing you again. She may be just letting you down easy and giving you her number instead of rejecting you.

I'm going to assume that this woman was working the hunting show.
Talk is cheap. If you really want to know if a chick's into you follow her actions and not her words. She wasn't into you enough to meet up with you when you were in town so she's not interested.
Again, she was just being "nice" to you when you met in person and didn't want to come off mean and reject you. She wasn't even interested enough in you there to stay on the phone with you and have a conversation. I know she's your first number close but I think you should move on.
It seems like you're trying to win her over here with witty conversation by trying to be funny or interesting and also trying "get to know her" by asking about her favorite fruit. What are you expecting her to respond that she likes strawberries so you can respond that you like them too in the hopes of winning her over with your shared tastes? Dude, chicks aren't that stupid. It would be more honest if you just flirted with her and tried to get those topless photos.

In the future I'd stop trying to win her over in conversation. Just have normal conversations with her in the moment like you do with your friends, family, coworkers, etc., while trying to escalate the relationship to where you want (a date, making out, getting laid, a relationship, whatever).
She didn't make an effort to see you when you were in town so your wasting your time trying to make her your "buddy". I'm still not sure what you mean by buddy because you've been vague about your intentions. Hang-out plutonic buddy or @#$% buddy?

She's not pissed, she probably just doesn't care but will never verbalize that to you.

Excellent advice. I knew I was pushing too hard. I just didn't see the harm in plowing a little. I sent the last text like I said above but I never heard back as anyone would have predicted.
I really appreciate the advice. Thanks a ton.