Well whilst I've been out I've took the time out to analyse women, and I don't know about you guys but the places I go, women tend to wear fake eye lashes etc... So I thought I'd put it into good use...
USE ONLY WHEN YOU THINK SOMETHING COULD HAPPEN, NOT AT THE START
Me: Are those your real eye lashes?
Her: What do you think?
Me: How am I meant to know?
Me: Close your eyes let me have a look...
THEN, and only then do you go in, no earlier, no later.