Me: "We (my buddy and I) were talking about doing it again sometime soon, maybe next weekend or the one after. You guys should come, maybe a night where you aren't trying to leave the whole time eh? :P"
Her: "I don't know about that! That's a pretty far drive for a night out and I'm a busy lady! Plus I think its your turn to come onto my home turf... its only fair" Sh1t test alert!
Me: I think you're trying to catch me alone in an unfamiliar place so you can take advantage! For shame, Laura!
Me: Ps sorry for the long reply time, last night turned into a bit of a scramble at the hospital
Her: Why were you at the hospital?!
Me: I had open heart surgery, it was awful. I needed a good perfusionist, told them to call you... but you never came...
Me: I'm sorry, I don't think our relationship can survive that sort of betrayal
Her: Well you earned one point for remembering what I want to do... But then lost 2 points for lying and avoiding the questions! Sh1t test #2...
Me: Alas, she's pretty... but no sense of humor! Minus two points! As it so happens, Ms. Sassy Pants, I volunteer at the psych hospital and it was indeed a crazy night... :P
Her: Lol that seems like a risky position to have working with all the crazies... but 3 points for being a good person Hmmm... better response, but not sure what to make of it. No follow up on the hooks I left her. Hmm.