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Thread: Back to Back Fucked up dates

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    Default Back to Back Fucked up dates

    The first date that blew my mind was an insta-date. After meeting her at a local bar in Patchogue, NY I ask if she needs a ride home. She declines and I walk out of the bar. I then get a phone call, 30 seconds later, "actually I do, can I still get a ride?" I turn around and walk her to my car. I need an excuse to get in her apartment so I tell her we should watch a movie a bit and make some popcorn. This was an 18 minute car ride home that not only scared the living sh1t out of me but made me question ever taking a girl home again.

    She starts off my telling me she's a witch. Yes, in all seriousness, a witch. How the fark do you respond to that? I just brushed it off by saying ok and trying to switch topics to anything else. She kept, bringing it back up. Talking about elementals, animal sacrifices, pentagrams, spells and how we were meant to be together.

    I mention my cousin in Iraq she tries to read my mind. Now this girl is very hot, great rack, tight waist, blonde hair, and one sweet ass. But when you tell me you want to conduct a spell with me and your cat, I'm out. Now I'm rolling up to her house which was in the back woods of Port Jefferson, now making a tourist town a creepy wooded area out of a horror flick. Again she invites me up to bedroom, and this time I decline. "You know what I have work in the morning, I gotta get up very early". We kiss even though at this point all I want to do is get the F out of there and drive away. Last time I try and fark a witch. But maybe I should I have. Just to make this story a bit more complete. If I didn't have the imagery of her cutting me and using my blood for a voodoo spell while her cat walks over me in a shape of a star I would have stayed.

    Next date was a quickie. Movie, Yeah Yeah, movies are a bad first date, but it was wednesday and I felt like seeing Paul with Seth Rogan. After the movie I ask if there's a park nearby. She has me park a block away from her house. I know what's coming, you know what's coming, and any guy who ever hooked up should know what this means.

    We go at it for about 15 minutes, with the car in accessory and radio playing. While she's on top of me she ask, "Do you like Brittany Spears?". I didn't say it but I was thinking, " What? Why are you asking me questions like this. Shut up and blow me." I tell her to blow me, and she does, as I shrug off the questionable look on my face.

    I drop her off and erase her number from my phone. Just don't want to deal with it.

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    Default Re: Back to Back Fucked up dates

    That is a farking hilarious story dude dam!

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    Default Re: Back to Back Fucked up dates

    wow, that is pretty funny, i recomend staying away from psychotic witches you did the right thing by not sleeping with her, i had a friend who dated a mentaly unstable woman for a little while (wich was a bad move on his part) about a week after they broke up, he came home to find her naked in his bed "waiting for him", she had broken into his house in an elaborite attempt to sleep with him, needless to say he ended up filing a restraining order against her some wemon are best left untouched

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    Default Re: Back to Back Fucked up dates

    Haha firstly, what's wrong with Brittney? LOL only joking. Seriously thats unlucky as shit dude. Funny as hell, but I love when stuff like that happens. Great stories.
    If i get a guy some a$$, he gets it for a day; if i teach him how to get it for himself, he's tappin forever

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    Default Re: Back to Back Fucked up dates

    Stayin Frosty pal....

    I always question myself in situations like this you know theres various things that could happen from a bad experience while dating some girl, such as social negatives(her attacking your friends), stalking, having to avoid certain situations possibly. But those dont really bother me more so I question if things are really fishy "Is this going to cause any physical harm to me".

    If I can answer No easily then I will pursue and not worry about the small things that could happen if things go sour. However IF i cannot answer No quickly then its time to "secure your exit" and cut off contact or let her off easily before things become any deeper....and thats speaking respectively and letting them know whats up and telling them...that way you told them your not interested and your not leaving them to stalk you to see whats going on.

    Ive been down some dim roads and when its time to make a call, its time...dont hesitate and force yourself to make a call based on personal desperation.

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    Default Re: Back to Back Fucked up dates

    I think you dodged a bullet with the witch, bitch seems demented.....lol

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    Default Re: Back to Back Fucked up dates

    Pure Lolz. She might of wanted you to put a demon baby inside her...better safe then sorry!


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