Seduction is simple. I'm going to tell you the easiest way to seduce a woman, but I won't make a list. OK, fine I will, because AFCs love lists.

1. Kiss her
2. Hug her
3. Hold hands with her
4. Use deep-slow tones with her
5. Don't overreact like she does
6. If she texts, you do the same. You have a life to live, same as she does
7. Play with her hair
8. Whisper in her ears
9. Comment on her personality
10. Punch her, playfully of course