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    Default Good/Funny Stories From Your Life

    What are some of the interesting/good/funny stories from your life that you've been through and have used to impress women or at least have something to talk about? I've had some funny stories, but none that are that great. Just wondering what some of the stories you guys have are. Here's some of mine:

    Me and a friend were sitting on his porch (he lives on 2nd floor). Friend yells "What's good" at some guy riding on a bike. Guy stops bike and turns around facing his porch and yells "Go to Hell". 2nd of all I've seen you around here before and I know where you live so watch your back." Was pretty funny.

    Another night my buddy lived across the bar and we were hanging out at his house. The bar has a porch and a lot of people were on it so we got the idea to take a bunch of his food (apples, tomatos, carrots, etc.) and just chuck over the bar and nail the people on the porch. Was a pretty funny experience.

    Can't really think of any others from the top of my head, but if I remember any I'll post them.

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    Default Re: Good/Funny Stories From Your Life

    I've found my best stories (for gaming) are more about the frame of the story than the content - even if it's a boring story about having lunch with my sister and me talking her through a rough time in college, that triggers the attraction switches of caretake of loved ones and ability to emote. Here's a the guideline I use to throw in a story when needed to keep all attraction switcbes rising at once:

    Carer of loved ones:
    -oit of state trip to visit cousin who jas kids - I baby sat
    -intercepted a creeper in a bar hitting on my sister
    -lunch with my aunt

    Leader of men:
    -being a compassionate boss at work or in organizations
    -talk two guys out of a bar fight
    -school sports teams (just be sure not to sound braggy like ur dwelling on college or hs) being a leader of a school team should be mentioned in passing within a story about how you met your best friend or how you all got kicked out of your favorite restaurant or whatev)

    Ability to emote
    -your favorite philosopher/writer/artist/artwork/music/historical figure/moment in history/aspect of nature/country or culture/television show - really any aspect of humanity - and why it is your favorite based on how it makes you feel

    Awesomeness (this isnt really one but for some combo of energy, wealth, unique skills or hobbiea and decadence)
    -I argued with a bouncer into letting me and three Germans into a vip room in Beijing
    -snuck backstage at blueman in high school to get autographs
    -lost $3000 playing bahkharah on a blimp casino

    Preselection
    -If a story doesnt fit any of the others, just include chicks as characters

    (Hell, Im going out tonight with to friends from work to just bar hop in costumes bacause I figure itll makke a good preselection/leader/awesomeness story xD)

    Maybe just me but I usually think of stories as a way to go off on a tangent of mutual interest, talk for about 30 seconds to reveal enough new info abojt myself that SOMETHING will catch her interest or curiosity, she asks about it or tells a similar experience, thus avoiding any awkward silence.

    Im gettin kinda off topic tho

    Probly my fav two stories are talking my way past a bouncer in Beijing or going to Disney world with my cousin and his three todlers the day after my sisters wedding. I told the kids that I was actually a prince pretending to be "regular people" and that the castle at Magic Kingdom was mine xD hahaha
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    Default Re: Good/Funny Stories From Your Life

    When I was in high school I worked at taco bell as a shift manager. We had these employee that spoke nothing but spanish and as the supervisor on nights I was responsible for communicating their concerns and scheduling request. I began to pay more attention in spanish class which helped very little but became really interested in the language once we got an abundance of applications from a number of hot mexican women. So I started staying late night with the daily closer and he taught me the basics which I combined with the minor points I learned in class gradually becoming intermediately fluent enough to hold a decent conversation. I was unable to use this while employed, but I kept studying and kept it fresh. Some time later in another place of employment I run into this young Salvadorian lady whom had no interest in me what so ever, she said this several times as I attempted to talk to her. I told myself i wouldn't give up so I didn't. One day I walked into her area and could immediately see the aggravation on her face as I approached to say hi, I shocked her by greeting her in spanish and followed up by asking her if she understood or could speak it. She replied in her native tongue instantly brightening up at the fact. Well nothing came of that then, but later in the week I received a mysterious text message saying "hey, this is (name) I got your number from the roster and decided to let you know something, at first I wasn't interested in you but the fact that you took time out of your life to learn about my language and culture is in itself is desirable, If you want you can have me whenever you want, you can call me anytime I am available, and we can get to know each other more if your still interested. The next move is on you."
    I could not believe this was happening but of course I took advantage and it was great, moral of the story is learn what you can, I've been using my spanish angle for years and it has yet to fail me (knock on wood) I'm actually studying a little tagalog now because there are some hot Philippians in my current area.
    You can't miss something you've never had, but I can be sure she will regret her opportunity...

    Better known as Debauchivalrious...


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