Re: My biggest problem when it comes to eye contact/confidence *Strabismus
I actually did some homework on this one. Wasn't easy, but here's what I came up with. (Some may seem like you are giving her more value, but at least it will release any Tension. Remember to not overdo at the risk of it being stale and looking insecure. Hopefully it helps.)
- "Hey make sure to stay to the left of me otherwise we'll both feel awkward"
- " You know what they say about a guy with a cock/lazy eye?"
Her: "No what"
"I don't know. That's why I asked you. Duh"
- "As a warning: If you are on my right I will see you as a set of twins and get really excited. So don't do it!"
-"Wanna know what my superpower is?"
"I have the ability to make you jealous by talking to you and checking out another woman at the same time!"
Please feel free to be skeptical. I have never used these in the field and am working purely off of what I know about women.
"All things are subject to interpretation. Whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth."