Just thought I'd share this little bit of banter I had with a girl I'm going for a D2 with tonight. We were messing round flirting and she asked if I had any hot mates for her friend. This was the course of the exchange
Me: nope, all my friends are taken, boring people
Her: what about you?
Me: well I'm single, but I'm a busy guy so I'm running some auditions tonight, tell her to meet me at the straight and narrow at about ten
Her: ok will do ........cheeky fucker
Just wanted to share, it also proves that cocky funny does work over text btw the straight and narrow is a bar