I just wanted to share this little interaction with you guys, it is a great laugh. I have been seeing this girl that believes in abstinence. I'm fine with her beliefs and respect them, however we were chatting the other night and she said something about my new roomie being a deal breaker in order to give him hell. Here is how the convo went:
HB: I dunno, living with him is kind of a deal breaker
Me: Speaking of deal breakers, whats up with that ring on your finger
HB: Oh, that is my abstinence ring, my parents bought it for me
Me: That rock is HUGE, I don't even want to know how much they paid for it (she is well off and I come from white trash)
HB: A big smile (shows me the ring)
Me: This is the hardest I've ever worked to get a ring OFF a girl's finger!
HB: It will NEVER happen
Me: So the only way to get that ring off your finger is to replace it huh? (Big cheeky smile and a wink)
HB: Mabye...(HUGE smile)
Mabye it doesn't sound so funny on paper, but by far the best line I have ever came up with.