Me: Jeez, I suck at staring contests
Her: Who you staring at?
Me: At yo butt, gurl
Her: Are you trying to flirt with me? You're doing an horrible job [aouch]
Me: Damn. "I'm starin at yo butt gurl" was my best flirting line, Im screwed.
Her: Hahahaha guess you need a better one [interest]
Me: Bah, I can just switch back to my french ones. Like "Je mate tes fesses, mademoiselle"
Her: Haha. No one can understand you. That doesn't help
Me: Bah, who cares what it means? Sounds so romantic! [that was weak]
Her: Haha not really tho...... [aouch]
Me: Wow, if you're resistant to my frenchness, what am I going to do? You're not ready for my special moves yet
Her: Lmfao! What special moves? [interest]
Me: Ah, I can't say. Else you'll be even more all over me, that would be embarassing. I don't want to have to friendzone you. [that's when I stop giving a fark and just go high risk high reward]
Her: Kid you're already friendzoned! [aouch]
Me: That's cute [ignore]
Her: Haha you mad? [test AGAIN]
Me: Why? [ignore]
Her: Omg! Come kidnap me from work! [private joke, but interest]
Me: Damn special moves, too powerful. [keeping my frame, gurl!]
Her: Lol what?
Me: Don't even start to use them, and the girl already asks me to kidnap her, damn.
But I'm busy right now, we'll have to run away to Canada some other day. [I got my own life, and I'm still not entering that friendzone]
Her: Lol don't talk to me in third person! So rude!
Me: And now she's mad. [still not giving a fark.]
Her: Haha. Just kidding. I like you
[Game. Set. Farking match.]