Re: Hosting a birthday Party, Seeking artillery
This is sort of a party on its own but its called a "Rubik's Cube Party". Everyone wears different coloured clothes(you choose the colours) and at a certain time you make an announcement for everyone to exchange clothes and whoever ends up the most "matching" wins the game. You could even go so far to announce a "king" and a "queen" to try and give some incentive to hook up.
A fun game is "suck and blow". You organize a circle of people(male-female-male, etc.). Someone starts by holding a card to their lips by sucking and then passes it to person next to them by blowing and them sucking. This continues around the circle with one card until a couple drops which as a "punishment"(a punishment? haha more like a reward) has them kiss. You could incorporate two cards so that if the 2nd card catches up to the first card then the slower card holder has to kiss the person who just caught up.
"You know what my dream for this summer is? To have all the girls that you and I have farked this summer out on the SS Vagina."
"That is the dream. It'll be one big mess of bad decisions and failed relationships."
"We're the guys you don't introduce your parents to."