No Condoms - advice?
So I had my ex of two years over last night. We're good friends and have an ongoing FWB thing happening. I haven't nailed her since earlier this year and we got pretty close to it last night except I had ran out of condoms. So I tried convincing her to go without one but she didn't want to(pregnancy issue. not STDs).
My question: How do I convince someone to fark me without a condom?
inb4 condoms prevent pregnanct and STDs
"You know what my dream for this summer is? To have all the girls that you and I have farked this summer out on the SS Vagina."
"That is the dream. It'll be one big mess of bad decisions and failed relationships."
"We're the guys you don't introduce your parents to."