Guys, I have to say, one article of clothing has landed me more success than probably any dating site profile or opener. I bought this giant $30 silver wristwatch from Sears last month. I mean, it's huge, it's a huge square with roman numerals and a digital thing in the center, and the band is so huge it just slips down onto my hand. Girls constantly bring it up. It started 3 conversations today by itself on campus. Chicks HAVE to talk about it. Guys whose targets talk about it HAVE to mock me for it (I love to practice AMOG'ing, I love burning the jealous dude).
I get comments like "WHOA!!! your watch is huge" and then I got her. The president of the cheerleading squad called it "comically huge," she totally dug it (I made friends with her a couple months ago, this has expanded my social circle like infinity - and she sits next to me a lot, but I never hit on her, she is a highly valuable, cool friend), and some other girl was telling me how I need to get rid of one link. The latter comment seems like a negative reaction, but this girl got up to sit next to me near the end of class and told me about how even though shes really liberal she wants to balance the budget and believes in states rights like me (my watch is leading to political conversions??).
Anyway, I just have to say guys, get a funky watch. You can wear the thing anywhere. I wear it to the mall, stores, bars, clubs, campus - whatever, and it sucks girls in like a vacuum that sucks in girls. The rest of me can be totally normal, but my watch still does the job.
I got a black leather cuff bracelet for the other arm. I have this main sarging outfit in mind: White collared shirt with sleeves rolled up above the elbow, loose black tie, black "shiny" jeans (they're black with a white undertone), black undershirt, black leather shoes (no lace dress shoes with a white trim), black leather cuff bracelet, and last but not least, my epic watch. And I top it off with a faux-hawk/messy spike thing.
What do you guys think of it? Also, do any of you guys have some kind of epic item that seems to do the work all by itself?