I just fapped today, and later developed the desire to try some facebook game only to realize I wasn't motivated. My thoughts harken back to the movie "There's Something About Mary" when the friend convinces Ben Stiller to masturbate to get the baby batter off his brain. I'm beginning to see that as a falsehood.
I'll accept your challenge, good sir, and I'll even make it more entertaining. I shall not fap until I have a wet dream. I swear upon....(looks around)...this candle I shall not let myself down.