I was at an awesome party, so many beautiful woman it was hard to know where to start. I noticed this blonde HB8
about 5"3, I watch for about 5 minutes and try to get an idea of what kind of girl she is.
As she comes to our circle of guys and girls, I say playfully, "I only just met you but I hate you already"
my friend Jared starts in with "come join us!"
I immediately give him a sharp look and say, "don't tell her that! don't stand next to me, stand over there!" *point away from me with a lopsided grin* (I call this grin the Han Solo)
She stands next to me naturally and I turn away completely and start talking to everyone.
She tries to interrupt me asking me, "why do you hate me?"
I just turn to her, shrug, and go back to talking.
The whole time she is talking to people about me saying I hate her.
30m later I sit down next to her on the coach and watch this guy freestyle next to the DJ who was hitting on her all night.
She puts her hand on mine and says, "why do you hate me?"
I take 3s to respond, look at her hand slowly, then look at her, and say... with a quirked eyebrow, "My mother warned me about girls like you, and you're kind of shifty..."
She keeps trying to convince me to like her, says I should like her first and decide later if I hate her. Each attempt I just laugh it off and give her the Han Solo. say things like "that's cute," or "that's not how this works at all"
She starts giving me puppy dog eyes, and I make a sympathetic face like I'm about to crack, hold out my hand for hers. She gives it, I say... "aww.. I'm sorry..." kiss her hand, "but I still hate you" and give her a slow wink and walk off.
She's coming to my party on friday, I'm opening with... "oh god, not you again..."
What do you all think of what I did, and what would you do next?