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    Default Re: Shameless Pickup Lines

    do you sleep on your stomach?....can I?
    Men, we need to value our time more then we value women. This isn't to say women are not valuable. But who are we to believe in something so illogical, as men we should realize that without our time(life), we would not even be able to pursue women, but only our mother who gave us life. Why do we think we should prioritize them over our time(life) unless she is the one who gives me/my children life. Man is Sovereignty.

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    Haha not the best openers!

    I feel like as soon as you say some kind of line like that you're immediately looked at as a "creeper"

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    Default Re: Shameless Pickup Lines

    Quote Originally Posted by linking View Post
    After a lot of cajoling and alcohol.....my mate approached a girl with 'you look really tired.....but it's ok, u can just lie on your back and open your legs, I'll do the rest ' , needless to say he got slapped lol

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    I can't stop laughing after reading this, that's so freaking stupid it's funny!
    Was tied down too long! Time to play the game some more

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    Prolly heard these before, really old, cheesy and shameless...

    Do you wash your pants with Windex? I can sure see myself in them...

    Hey, wanna grab a pizza and f**k? What, you don't like pizza?
    Was tied down too long! Time to play the game some more

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    Default Re: Shameless Pickup Lines

    "Hey girl. What that thang smell like?" Lol, nice.

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    Default Re: Shameless Pickup Lines

    That was awesome, truly awesome and he got to grab t!ts.
    I have two shameless lines that actually work if you have the skills to deliver.

    1. Hi, I'm PUA. What's your name? My name is HB9.
    Well HB9, what's it going to take for you to love me?
    (Credit Keys to the VIP)

    2. Hi, (smile). I'm picking up chicks.

    Kino's Instant Bounce

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    Default Re: Shameless Pickup Lines

    These are comedy gold! This is one that a friend of mine once used:

    "Hi, you're hot, I wanna sleep with you"
    "There is no better than adversity. Every defeat, every heartbreak, every loss, contains its own seed, its own lesson on how to improve your performance the next time." - Malcolm X

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    Do you give head to strangers? Hi Im *insert name here*
    -"Dependence is only a state of mind, Independence is a state of being, because in the end all we really have in the world is ourselves"

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    Default Re: Shameless Pickup Lines

    You know my fave soda? MOUNT AND DO

    You remind me of my pinkey toe... You're small cute and I'm going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight

    Do u use an inhaler? Cuz you got that ASS MA!

    I'd tell u a story about my penis but it's too long ( classic reply from a girl... Oh really? I'd like to tell you a story about my vagina but you're never going to get it)
    Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
    Oscar Wilde


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    Default Re: Shameless Pickup Lines

    I was once outside of a nightclub waiting for a girl to come on a rainy night. When she finally got there, she said "I'm all wet because of the rain!"

    I quickly responded "Did you just call me rain?!"


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