ME: hi..yaar, i heard u got married..congrats....
gal: hey no i did not, who told u????
after one day..
Me: hi, so u did not get married.., last time i had been to our home towm ,
i dont remember her name ,a junior met me in the bus, she told me,
wel wt u r doing now a days..?...
me: hi do u hav a sec..?.....
me hi dear wassup how are u..?....
her:fine and u??
ME: fine yaar, wel are u in NY or in LONDON..?...
her:in blgm and what about u, what are you doing ???
in pakistan,...plannin to throw bomb on india.....
(this is a joke plz friends do not take this serious)
me: hmm, tell me ur address , i wil throw one on ur home also......
her:gud profession u have choosed ha
me: many advantages dear, cannot recognize who is my gal fnd ,
bcoz all gals are in burga, i dont have to take bath
for a many days it doesnt matter, more over practicing is very easy
, just reload n fire, or open n throw.....
her: guuuud, and what else
me :so wt are u doing in bgm..?...
she did not respond for this...
after a while
me: so had ur lunch ..?..
me: ya jst and u???
me: yup, had, u know what ,whn we were in school, You were too much of a nice girl for me..so i did not propose u..well i m plannin to take my parents to give a treat, wch is the best family hotel..?...
her: i too dont know much
( this msg she replied after 1hr)
me: hai hai, wassup, had ur lunch...?......
( again she did not replied)...
me: Hi yaar, can i get opinion on something?
her: ya sure
me: I n my fnd were discussing..among men n women who are the best liars?
her: think so both.....
me:r u rich..?....
me: I assumed u were rich and could support me. But now I'm not interested...
I want a rich girl .....
me: Well, then I m breakin up with u. It's over betwn us.
I was going to marry u, then divorce u a week later and take half your money...
me: gud, better for you
me: wow, good yaar, we both are havin such good and funny chat,
u know what u r really good this...
me: ur chattin skills just bought you
3 more minutes of my time...Good for you .
me: i hav plan, we both become rich.. we wil rob a atm, 80% for me 20 % for u...
her: k u do and give me
me: lazy gal, i tought of proposing u , but now leave it ,
lets just be friends..wt u had for ur dinner last night..
her: as usual chapati, rice dal
me: do u like to eat ice cream..?...
for this she was plannin to reply, but did not reply...
(after 5 mins,,,)
me: how old are u ..?...
me: I m really 104 but I lie, so that hot women will want to chat with me....
me: let me ask u frank question..?..
Have you ever
felt an Instantaneous connection
someone? Like maybe as you were
there, looking at them, and you started
, it was like there was a cord of
you to them? And as that cord began
to Glow, With the warmth
of that connection, maybe you were even able to
Imagine a Time In ur future
say 6 months from now, still
feeling That sense of incrediable connection
her: your english is too gud
me: hats of to dcruz....
hats of to fr. dcruz..hey yaar i m going new place, were i wont be havin net
connection, i feel we both hav a very good n funny time ,
if nothing works out, we be a very good friends..
( dcrusz is name of my school principal)
her: which place??
me: r u planin to come wid, i hardly know u, wel i m going to somania..
her: where is it?
me: wts ur mobile no..?...
after this she has not replied
me: r u in touch wid any of school mates...?...
after 5 mins
me: haha, u hav not even fooled me for a min.....
me: Hi sister, can u giv a female opinion on something?..
hai friends plz tel where i hav went wrong, which was correct..plz give some sample
texts to proceed further, so that she gives me her no. and agrees to meet me...