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  1. #1
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    Default The What do you do (for work) question

    Hey

    I was out on a date last night and I wasn't really out to 'pick up' this girl but just to practice some Cocky-funny (David Deangelo) techniques. Overall I don't think the date was a success because I was trying to respond to nearly everything she said with a smart-arse remark and because I don't naturally have a razor-sharp tongue, some of my retorts were a bit on the lame side and probably gave the impression I was a bit loopy. I still got a few laughs however so it wasn't all bad. However that's not the point of my post. What I really want to talk about is the response to one of the questions she asked, "What do you do?" (for work). My response was fine, but in hindsight I could have improved it 110% (I think) by adding a bit on at the end.
    Here is how it went, almost verbatim:

    Her: "So what do you do?"
    Me: "I do stuff...." (being vague, sarcastic)
    Her: (also sarcastic) "Gee that narrows it down."
    Me: "Ok I do a narrow range of stuff."
    Her: (getting frustrated now). "No really, what do you do?"
    Me: "Ok, ok, I'm a lion tamer."

    This was followed by a bit of funny discussion about lion taming.
    In hindsight, I could have possibly clinched it at this point by adding the following:

    Me: "Ok, ok, I'm a lion tamer... (quick pause), I love to play with big p*ssy's."
    Her: (Probably dumbstruck, jaw dropped, too stunned for words). "YOU WHAT?!?!"
    Me: "Huh, what...? You're rude! How sick! I meant cats! I love to play with big cats! God you have a foul mind! Sheeesh!" Etc (basically accuse her of misinterpreting your sexual innuendo for what it actually is; sexual innuendo).

    I am going to try this out for next time. Feel free to test it in the meantime and let me know how it goes.

    Regards
    Shaolin Fist

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    Last year I was out at a pretty chill lounge in Union Square (NYC) and my buddies had been gaming a group of girls (three were sisters) and one of the gals was really the alpha of their group. She was standoffish and teasing my buddies and I could tell that she really had control of the whole set (even my buddies) and she was being kind of mean.

    Oh ya - she was SMOKING HOT. A 10 by anyone's standards.

    I walked up, kind of bumped into her and said half smiled, half not said "what's your problem" in a tone that was half confrontation, half friendly. She started giving me attitude and I told her she needed to be nice to my friends or I would kick her ass (or something). We verbally sparred for a few minutes and it became kind of playful - she had met her match and could tell I was a challenge.

    Pretty soon it became apparent to the group that we were flirting, but it was kind of aggressive to see who would become the leader (that is the only way I can describe it) of the group.

    Well earlier that night, I had been asked what I did for a living and I always would say something silly - and I had told a group of girls I work at a zoo. They didn't believe me of course - but I eventually convinced them I trained kangaroos. My buddy/wing was there and it was pretty funny but, this is where it gets good.

    So when this 10 asks me what I do for a living, I tell her "It's kind of silly, and you wouldn't believe me if I told you."

    She takes the bait. And does the normal, come on.. just tell me.

    I drag her along for a few minutes - with nobody ever believes me when I tell them, etc. etc. Think Cat String Theory here.

    After about 5 minutes, I eventually say - "OK, I train marsupials."

    She starts laughing, and is like whatever.

    To which I reply - "See - I told you that you wouldn't believe - which I why I didn't tell you. And do a false 'topic' Takeaway (I think I just made that up).

    She wants to keep talking about what I do to see if I am full of shit.

    I explain how I specialize in getting the baby kangaroos in the pouch for the first time, and that first time is always the hardest and just bullshit about it. But she still ain't buying it. And keeps asking me question.

    Now luckily I knew a bit about kangaroos (their genius being marsupials or whatever) and make some stuff up and talk about how other marsupials don't have the problem of climbing up into the pouch because of (made shit up here that sounded good at the time). And I always would refer to them as marsupials and basically played the part as a marsupial trainer.

    Anyways - she is somewhat buying it now. And I am having a blast.

    At this point I turn to my buddy Ron who is about 5 feet away engaged with her sister and say, "Yo Ron - what do I do for a living." Cool as ice he say's "He trains kangaroos" and turns around again like it ain't nothing.

    At this point I can tell she has bought it. So we talk about something else random and after a minute or so I say "You are such a dork."

    Her - Why?
    Me - Cause I don't train kangaroos? Who the hell would believe that story? (Wink and smile at her)
    Her - You are such an asshole (hits me on the chest).
    Me - Whatever - your the dork who believed it.

    Within 30 seconds we are making out in front of everyone for like 10 minutes. At which point I grab her number and my friends and I leave.

    There is a part 2 to this story...

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    Ha Ha! That's what you call falling for it 'hook-line and sinker!" I would like to hear part 2!

    Regards
    SF

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    Thanks - it was pretty fun. Turns out she was friends of a friend (didn't know it at the time) but this other girl I was gaming had me on her facebook page and this girl from the bar saw me on there and told her the whole story - immediately giving me a great social proof boost.

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    Default Re: The What do you do (for work) question

    very cool bill.

    i realised reading this thread that i have gone very yin in my game over summer (our summer) and need to get a bit more motivated. i usually avoid the innuendo bar the first comment which is GM style. If it crashes so what. But I get very involved and gain rapport first then BANG! i hit her with metaphor that she simply gets and laughs. the sexual metaphor will come from our topic we share.

    they are dirtier and filthier than us and sometimes i really tell her secrets or what she is surely thinking and always with a big grin on my face..... i get enough interest from her that by the time I hang that shit on her she knows she's guilty

    that what do you do for a crust question though..... I hate it. I aint a great liar and I don't like getting chicks by lying. only bastards and losers do that.

    we have a great social welfare system in australia so you can get paid by the government to do this shit for a living if you are mad enough and have your game down. we have different values about bludging over here too.... as long as we fight when the country is in trouble. that is becoming watered down though as a lot of wannabes have these "rock and roll ideals that are gutless and lack conviction. they rely on drugs and grog too. i stay right out of drug hangouts which can be difficult.

    i just say that i am writer which is true and that i publish under a pseudonym which is true. theoretically i could sit on my ass and never write anything though if i were lying that much i may as well write it down so my hard work isnt for nothing

    i like to stick close to the the truth with this even though it is such a boring question. i take some pride in my output and my talents so i want her to know that I have higher value. this is an op


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