I was out on a date last night and I wasn't really out to 'pick up' this girl but just to practice some Cocky-funny (David Deangelo) techniques. Overall I don't think the date was a success because I was trying to respond to nearly everything she said with a smart-arse remark and because I don't naturally have a razor-sharp tongue, some of my retorts were a bit on the lame side and probably gave the impression I was a bit loopy. I still got a few laughs however so it wasn't all bad. However that's not the point of my post. What I really want to talk about is the response to one of the questions she asked, "What do you do?" (for work). My response was fine, but in hindsight I could have improved it 110% (I think) by adding a bit on at the end.
Here is how it went, almost verbatim:
Her: "So what do you do?"
Me: "I do stuff...." (being vague, sarcastic)
Her: (also sarcastic) "Gee that narrows it down."
Me: "Ok I do a narrow range of stuff."
Her: (getting frustrated now). "No really, what do you do?"
Me: "Ok, ok, I'm a lion tamer."
This was followed by a bit of funny discussion about lion taming.
In hindsight, I could have possibly clinched it at this point by adding the following:
Me: "Ok, ok, I'm a lion tamer... (quick pause), I love to play with big p*ssy's."
Her: (Probably dumbstruck, jaw dropped, too stunned for words). "YOU WHAT?!?!"
Me: "Huh, what...? You're rude! How sick! I meant cats! I love to play with big cats! God you have a foul mind! Sheeesh!" Etc (basically accuse her of misinterpreting your sexual innuendo for what it actually is; sexual innuendo).
I am going to try this out for next time. Feel free to test it in the meantime and let me know how it goes.