Just felt like sharing this thing that happened.
A few months ago I was at a bar with a buddy. It was early, like 930, and we were sitting on some couches. A couple of young cuties approached and asked if they could join.
Me and my friend were each conversing with one of the girls. The one I was talking to seemed bored, and I can't recall how I got onto this topic but I told her I bet I could guess her date of birth.
I looked at her, solid smoldering eye contact. And it just came to me:
"September 15, '85."
".... September 15, '89!"
Oh, snap. I pulled a total Jedi mind fuck AND embarrassed both of us with the most rookie mistake possible.
That's me in a nutshell.