I have a friend who is the god damn devil.

Back when I was high school there was this tiny 4'8", chubby kid, long hair always wore black and was pretty much the punching bag of the entire school. One day when he was 15 a group of seniors caught him in the bathroom and beat him until the he ended up in the ER.

He comes back to school about three weeks later goes into the locker room chains the doors and lets off hydrogen chloride and smoke bombs and proceeds to fark every person up in a manner that would have pleased Hannibal Barca he goes away never to be seen from again.

About four years ago there is a lot of commotion in town that the country club hired some badass veteran to be their new GM.

My family is big in the community so we go to meet him and it is that Joel kid from high school but he has changed his name, grew an extra 10 inches and is now the living physical embodiment of Bruce Lee.

His office is decorated multiple college degrees, certifications, plaques and military stuff.

Anyways we start hanging out and over the past four years this guy has literally bedded over 300 women, he uses the most un-orthodox methods of introducing himself, he has no method whatsoever to his pick up tactics but I have seen him go into a club and literally leave with four models.

We were hanging out inside Little Caesars when this beautiful woman walks in and he points at her and screams "That's the bitch who stole my dog" this lady freaks out they start talking and when I come over like two hours later this girl is laying naked in the floor with him and another female.

He says he treats every female he meets like it is the their honey moon and that every female has weakness.

I want to know how a person goes from a short fat little psycho who never bathed to a living sex God in seven years.

In the words of many a wise man: "You know how you get to Carnegie Hall?..."