Plundering Booty

I created an account last week and for some reason, it vanished. Hopefully, this one won't share the same fate.

As the title suggests, my main interest is plundering booty and locating the hidden treasures of women everywhere; priceless pearls stored away in their secret caves. I've found a map in the form of PUA. I just need a crew.

You already have a crew in the form of your Inner Game. Train it well and ye shall be rewarded for eternity :P

I have some inner game. I was marooned on the Isle of Solitude for what seemed like an eternity. Once I set sail upon a makeshift raft, I found a bottle floating in the sea with a map inside of it, titled The Game, with a giant X on the Virgin Islands. It has opened my eyes to endless possibilities.

I might as well use this thread as a captain's log of sorts.

I thought of this negative disqualifier the other day. I haven't actually used it yet so I can't attest to its effectiveness, but in theory, it seems like it would work. Many women already have an interest in astrology. You ask her what her sign is and regardless of what she says, you reply, "Ahh...that's too bad. I'm a (your sign). We're not compatible. Don't get me wrong, the sex would be incredibly passionate in the beginning, like a volcano exploding with lava, but eventually it would cool off. [EDIT] Take Romeo & Juliet for example. Shakespeare said they were star-cross'd lovers. Fate pre-determined they would not live happily ever after, even though their love was to die for."

If not used too quickly, I think this could accomplish two things. 1) Create an image of you two having amazing sex, if it hasn't already crossed her mind; and 2) Playing cat string by seemingly disqualifying yourself on the grounds of incompatibility. She might interpret that as a challenge to see if the sex truly is incredible and if you two really aren't compatible. Not to mention, women want what they can't have, generally speaking.

I would assume that most women wouldn't know that you're bullsh1tting about astrology since so much of it is interpretive anyway. In the event that she does have precise knowledge of astrological signs and she corrects you, "Actually, our types ARE compatible," then that could easily open up another window of opportunity.

Stripper Opener

Let me start off by saying that I am not a PUA. I still consider myself an average frustrated chump based on the fact that I'm not in a relationship with a woman who I like and respect, AND I'm not getting enough variety of pussy. Granted, I don't have much time to sarge in between school and work.

However, I do sleep with this stripper on occasion. Facially, I would say she's about a 7, slim body, nice tits, ass isn't that great, personality sucks! I'm not entirely superficial; an intelligent and sweet personality can trump lesser physical qualities. But I can't have a decent conversation with her and she obviously has some mental/emotional issues, which I'm sure many strippers do. She calls me pet names all the time and flips her sh1t if I don't respond to her text messages. We went out to eat once and she literally started crying tears when I stopped giving her attention and texted on my phone. I feel bad for her, but I can't handle that sh1t.

Needless to say, strippers manipulate men for money and I don't feel entirely guilty for trying to manipulate them into bed. I'm not a misogynist; it's just how the game is played. I didn't actually use any routines on this dancer, although I'm sure I subconsciously implemented PUA principles in my behavior. I met her several months ago and haven't been back to a strip club since.

A buddy of mine, I just found out, goes to the strip club like every week and unloads money on strippers, rarely, if ever, taking them home. I told him that he needs to stop spending money on them and play the game a bit. Anyway, I think I'm going to go with him next week to a club and I figured it would be a good way to practice some value-demonstrating routines since strippers primarily approach you.

One thing I've noticed though is that dancers sometimes won't approach a customer if he doesn't look like he's going to spend money or doesn't appear to be approachable. Sometimes, the best looking dancers will walk right by your table and not stop if you don't indicate some level of interest in them. So, I thought of this possible opener that I'm going to test out next week.

As a sexy dancer walks by your table...

Customer: "Excuse me...can I get a shot of (fill in the blank)?"

Dancer: "Umm....I'm not a server."

Customer: "That's okay, you can still buy me a shot."

I see this as sort of a double neg. For one, you're treating her as though she's there to serve you instead of being worshipped on stage; and two, you're asking her to spend money on you. It's incredibly arrogant, but I think it has potential. I'll let you know how it goes.

Captain's Log: Charting the Course

Strip Club Routine

I've compiled a list of routines that I intend to use sometime during the next two weeks. Some are directly from The Game; others are derivatives or original routines that I created based upon PUA principles.

1) First I will use my Stripper Opener that I mentioned in an above post; but if she happens to approach me first, she will most likely ask, "Would you like a table/private dance?" or "Can I sit on your lap?" in which I will reply, "Please, have a seat." (points to chair) "I like to create an emotional connection first."

2) I will playfully neg her as described by Neil Strauss, "You're really beautiful, but you're not my type. I prefer blonde/brunette/black hair. Don't worry though. You'll do."

3) Next I will deliver my Astrological Sign negative disqualifier that I explained above and recently modified to include a reference to Romeo & Juliet being star-cross'd lovers, which will add romanticism to our alleged incompatibility, heightening the intrigue.

4) Next, I will give her the ESP test mentioned in The Game, only I will provide a disclaimer first in the event that I guess the wrong number. I will say, "I can read minds, but the more people there are in the room, the more energy there is clouding my perception. If it was just the two of us in here, I would have much more clarity of mind." Then I will proceed to guess her number and fall back on my excuse if it's wrong.

5) After that, I will use the Who Lies More, Men or Women? routine, mentioned in The Game. After she answers the question, I will say "I think women lie more because men are upfront and aggressive, whereas women are more conniving and manipulative." (lol @ the irony) Then I will ask her if she is an honest person which will prove useful in the next routine.

6) 5 Questions Game: this was introduced in The Game, as well. I'll tell her, "If you win, I will pay for a private dance. If I win, you have to give me one free private dance." If she agrees, it's on! And if she loses and retracts her agreement, I will remind her that she claimed to be an honest person in the previous routine.

7) Even if I lose the 5 Questions Game and pay for a private dance, I won't necessarily look like a desperate loser since I'm only paying for it because I lost the 5 questions game. When she takes me to the private dance area, they generally sit on your lap while waiting for the next song. At this point, I will run a bullsh1t Palm Reading Routine that I devised, which I will go into more detail about in another post, since I'm typing this on my phone and don't want to lose all of the text.

8) After the dance, hopefully, I will have created enough rapport to get a Number Close. I've gotten about three strippers' phone numbers before I discovered PUA and I only F-closed one, could've forked another one if I knew the rules of the game, and the third one was too damn fickle to maintain interest.

I went with my buddy to the club tonight and had a good time. He paid for several private dances and all I paid for was the cover charge. I didn't even buy any alcohol because I'm paranoid about getting a DUI, so I drank water.

The first dancer I encountered approached us and I ran all of my routines that I mentioned above except the palm reading one. I could tell that she was enjoying it. She started validating herself to me about the "not being my type" neg and my personal favorite negative disqualifier that I thought of myself and works like a charm: the Astrological Sign Incompatibility routine. They especially ate up the Romeo & Juliet part. One of the dancers asked me if I really thought we were incompatible because of our astrological signs. I told her I wasn't sure if I believed in it.

I got two free lap dances from two different dancers and number closed one of them. Didn't get a chance to ask the other one because she had to go on stage and then found some lonely, desperate man to pay for a dance.

I'm not going to call this chick for a couple of days so I don't seem too eager. Hopefully, she will not have forgotten me by then. Strippers are fickle creatures.

The Stripper Opener didn't work quite as well as I had hoped, mostly because I didn't follow through with anything else immediately after it. The two I used it on laughed and said that I was funny, but continued walking after I asked them to buy me a shot. I should have reeled them in with another line. I'll have to work on it.

i would ask to join your crew however, i know nothing about you. however, i WILL check up on your escapades every now and then to know if you are a promising fellow plunderer

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-Pierrot

As of right now, I'm sailing solo on my dinghy, but I soon plan to commandeer a vessel, and if ye should choose to join me crew then welcome aboard, matey!

I just realized that I never elaborated on my bs palm reading routine like I said I would, so here it is. I started to do some research on supposedly legitimate palm reading, but then I decided there was too much information to learn and most people wouldn't know the difference between truth and farce anyway, so create your own reality, right?

I think this would work not only as a value-demonstrating routine, but also as a great means to initiate Kino with women who don't take their clothes off and go kino as a profession.

This would go well following the ESP routine and the Astrological Sign Negative Disqualifier because they're all mystical, in nature.

PUA: "I can read palms."

(Grab her hand and lightly brush your fingers along the creases.)

"Palm reading tells more about your personality than it does your destiny. I'm not going to pretend to be able to predict the future."

(Touch the uppermost line.)

"This line represents how you view yourself. Notice how it's really pronounced, but gradually gets lighter near the end? That means that you are usually a confident person, but you also have some insecurities. Others don't always appreciate your positive attributes."

(Stroke the second line beneath the other one.)

"This line indicates how you view the world. It's deep which means you have an intuition about others that you can't explain, whereas a faint line means that someone is very shallow and only sees what is on the surface."

(Point to the lower line that intersects the other one.)

"Notice how this line curves a bit instead of being straight? That means that you are frequently dissatisfied with where you're at in life. You have big dreams and are not usually content with your circumstances. You're very ambitious."

(I designed that line specifically for strippers, but I'm sure other women would relate to it, as well. There's plenty of room to change the "meaning" of this line that would, perhaps, be more suitable.)

"Now look at the angle of these two lines. See how it makes a 45 degree angle? That means that you are free-spirited and like to have fun and try new things. People who are really rigid and boring have a much more acute angle."

And that is my bullsh1t palm-reading routine. Haven't used it yet, but I will post the results when I do.

lol nah fark that, get like a crew of 12 on the dingy

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-Pierrot