New guy here

Hey, I'm Dave and I'm new here. I joined because, I've just never had a way with women. I've never had a girlfriend or anything like that. Its not that I'm shy; I'm pretty introverted but I've never had Approach Anxiety or anything like that. I'm not bad looking, hell I've had people I didn't even know ask me if I was a model or actor (I had one chick tell me I look like the illegitimate lovechild of Val Kilmer and Timothy Dalton) and I've got a sholder to waist ratio that would make the pharaohs jealous. Friends tell me that I have no facial expressions at all, had a completely monotone voice and that that creeps the hell out of all but the most desperate of women. Also as a side effect, I can't read people at all.

So yeah. I'm way to stubborn to pack it up and become a lumberjack, and I really don't have anywhere to go but up I guess. I'm not quite sure if I'm going to use the info I find here to find a steady girl, one night stands every now and then, or some combo at the two yet; I'm open to all possibilities right now.

So, hows life been treating you guys?