Online profile 'lines'

I've had absolutely zero success online so far and without copying each other's profiles as that's lame, do you guys have any good lines that you think are interesting. I was considering using 'I know how to make a woman feel sexy, as that is my goal'. I feel like I've tried everything so far so at this point i'm just trying anything I come up with for the hell of it. I've 'heard' that some of the most effective profiles are the ones where the guy comes off as a complete D**ick but I don't think I can pull it off as I'm not really that way.

Online is sooo competitive it's not even funny. It seems like kick ass pics, a profile full of bull$hit and a thousand emails out is the ticket. I can't even find that many people I WANT to email for gods sake.

Anyways, good lines?

Err... weren't you concerned that you'd Attract Women who don't feel sexy with your line?

How about just saying what you do for fun and list recent fun things you did. If you cook, say something like, "I make mean tuna pasta" so that it can be an Opener already for a girl who does love what you cook. Funny profiles are a turn on as well.

Indeed. Profiles that are creative and smartly done can make a woman interested in you. SOme or many, would add you up in their friends' list pr, they'll send you a message saying " Hi, pls add me up". Of course, you'll add the girl. From then, you can send her messages and start your game.....

Say something that gives you social value, like what you do, where you hang out, what you love doing in your profile. Then go message the girl and ask her if she's really the one in the picture! Haha. That almost always guarantees a response. Tease her about the picture maybe being taken a few years back, or of her sister, and if so, you'd love to meet the sister. Then comment on anything in her profile... if she's into music, ask her what's on her playlist. If she's into photography, ask her where she hangs out to take pictures, etc.

But asap, try to transcend the online exchange. Number Close and then meet up.

I agree bro, which is why you need to make yourself stand out. There are ways to be interesting WITHOUT sounding like a d1ck. You want to sound confident and interesting and playful.

Do you come off confident in your photos? Because if your profile isn't congruent with your photos girls will know.

Here is an example that might work for you:

My life is a grand adventure! I live life as intensely, richly, and purposefully as possible. I am a confident, optimistic, motivated, perceptive, realistic and not so easily rattled individual. Rarely at a loss for words but I always listen first. My most valuable asset is my sense of humor. I'm "pee in your pants" funny! I know diapers aren't in style right now, but I'm just warning you ;) I'm laid back and one of the easiest people to get along with, but if you try and play me you get fkin fired in a heartbeat. I've been blessed with a great life and enjoy sharing it with those around me. If you want to come along for the ride, I'll take it into consideration.

There's a small part at the end that is a little edgy, but you need at least a little something like that to show girls you're not a pushover.


And when it comes to the section of the type of girl you'd like to meet, this routine is money!...

Women are like apples on trees: the best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt or rejected. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground, which aren’t as good, but easy...so the apples at the top think something is wrong with them when, in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along - the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

You can also just throw at in anywhere in your profile.

Let me know if you have any other questions and if this is what you were looking for bro.

AJ

This also reminds me of the American practice before (at least in the pioneer days) that the best apples are carefully plucked from the tree because they cannot be bruised at all... apples that will be used to feed the animals, or to be used to make cider are instead shaken off the tree.

Nothing to do at all with pick up, I know, haha.

I give up online. body language, EC & Kino are key 'tools' for me and without it i'm lost. Seriously, I think sending a million emails is too much work just to find out later that they're not cool or they're funny looking anyway. It's too competitive in ways that have nothing to do with how likely you are to actually like each other. That's my perspective at this point. I may consider getting on POF and strictly looking for 'friends' as that could lead to some social circle benefits. What say u?

If that's how you feel, then that's how you feel.

I don't actively seek online but when I do see something I like, I go for it. True, there isn't enough Kino and body language online, and people sometimes appear cooler online than irl, but online pickup has its own advantages. And that's also why the goal is to always get the online connection to a real setting.

Create a profile that is interesting and has a life. If you don't have an idea how to make a good one, go over with some profiles and try to collate the good ones. But, be careful not to overly exaggerate things on your profile because it will look unreal.

Use adjectives that appeal to the senses without going overboard or verbose. Keep it simple and straightforward, and say it conversationally, casually. Always, ask yourself, would you have found that person interesting if you didn't write that?