What would you answer ;)

Hey guys..
Just a little question.. What would you answer to a girl when she says: Whats up?

This happens to me a lot online, girls write to me something like:
Girl: hey / Haii / (even had one: with <33 and stuff)
Me: hey..
Girl: what's up..
Me: argh, bet ya you can do better than that ;D come on try again
Girl: bla bla bla
Me: bla bla bla

what do you guys do or do you have some better ones??

And another one.. What would you do if she asks you: Is this all a game to you?!?!?! haha.. been thinking about it for awhile

her: what's up?

my reply just depends what I am doing.

examples:

heading to a yankees game
about to go play volleyball
nursing a wicked hangover
recovering from last night
about to hit the gym
gonna grab some korean bbq

-ETC-

anything but.. "nothing, what about you?"

exactly.. For the most part, they reply something like: You are right.. "and then some question they really wanna know"
Is that dhv'ing?? in some way??

wow i dont really know if i can read this correctly, i dont know what it says. But ummmm as far as text game you need to know to be interesting, different and memorable over text game. lots of guys stick to the usually "hey whats up" or "hey hows it going" or "hola, how you been" girls have naturally been programmed to answer these texts and you will not stick out in their mind. make it something different and use nicknames. "hey sugar pants, im just headed to grab some amazing BBQ but saw something that reminded me of you"
the reason my text is different but basically says the same thing is that i use a fun nick name, i say im going to get some amazing BBQ, which shows im not just a boring person just sitting at home, and then i use a technique where if she wants to know what reminded me of her she has to respond and that naturally starts the conversation. so you need to be different and more exciting than most guys in your text game

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It is not really a question its more a way of sharing At online sites girls mostly approach with, Hey, what's up..
Just curious about what you guys reply to that..

But I think what I meant with the question-marks was if you can start dhv'ing at this point, in some way

lol well i would just make it different, fun, playful and then start teasing a little. Just by being different and showing your not boring its going to natural up your value to them. so let say she says wats up you could take it a lot of ways.
neg: "you just won the reward for most boring conversation Opener ever. Congrats!! lol jk im actually headed to go rock climbing and maybe follow it up with some beer and hang out with friends. Should be a fun day, how bout u. What kind of mischeif r u up to today?!?" then since this message is naturally longer it sets you up for mirroring her. If she keeps it short and sweet you do the same. If she does a longer reply, do something no as long but still kind of long. By mirroring her, you will make her feel like you too are in sync with how much you guys want to talk and it will start building rapport with her unconciously.

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