best first message ever!!!

This is the best first message I have used yet. it gets the point across yet, it starts a role playing game instantly.. and the success rate out of a survey of 50 girls is 90% return rate on a great convo followed up with phone numbers. its a lil long but it works wonders!!!!


Congratulations, you came up
in
my matches!!!!!!! I know right,
you've been waiting for it! You
can call everyone, let them
know. Tell your friends about
it. You'll have to girl talk for
at least five hours tomorrow
about it. I mean, what are the
chances!

Ok, so I like to laugh and make
everything into a sarcastic
joke. It happens, right?

Now. I could write a resume.
Tell you all about me. Like I am
applying for the position of the
guy you are going to hang out
with on Friday, or whatever. But
that would be boring and dull. I
might fall asleep doing that.

Wait, I could list out
interrogation questions! Ask you
things like what you do for fun?
or maybe something really
deep... something like. "So
where are you from?" You'd
swoon, realizing that I care
about where you are from and
thus 'where you're coming from'.
You'd get "all a flush" at my
wit, right?

Oh, I know, I could just delete
all of this and type "Hey
wazzup? Saw your profile. Ur
cute! hit me back and we can
chat" That would probably work
best. I mean, that's what
everyone does right? So it MUST
work! Shouldn't it?

How about instead, I do this. I
am intrigued by your profile,
and think it could be worthwhile
to find out more about you. You
know, talk, and answer those age
old questions, like:

"Is she a total basket case in
hiding?"
"Will I fall asleep sitting next
to her when we hang out?"
and don't forget...
"Is she just a guy with fake
pictures, pretending to be a
girl?!?!?"

So lets interact! Sound good?
Glad to hear it!
Lets get creative...

WE'RE GOING ON A ROADTRIP!!!!
So where are we going and why?

This is really long, but awesome. I'll have to give it a try

Very creative and playful...

REP ++

it is really long.. but so far 9/10 girls will read it and all have said wow thats awesome or they will actually start to roleplay.. its pretty awesome I am not going to lie. Now I cant take credit for it, I got it from a PUA in another state who uses it all the time.. He has had huge online success with it. Figured ide share it with my fellow mates on here!!

Haha okay roadtrip to NEW MEXICO! First off just because of the reason that all scary movies with roadtrips, where your car breaks down, and everyone has to run for their lives... ya that happens in guess where? NEW MEXICO! I think it would be a fun event, just to prove that it doesnt always happen that way.. and if it was to happen that way we would survive Plus i drove through New Mexico before and i actually loved it!

Either that or california.. Beach, sun, clubs, theme parks, water parks, and if you feel like driving a lil.. mountains for snowboarding All the fun things to do and they could be accomplished in ONE weekend!

I promise you i am not boring nor am i a crazy lady in disguise lol. and you would NEVER fall asleep hanging out with me.. and if you did be prepared to wake up with very lovely artwork drawn with permanent marker on your body haha

By the way.. Im XXXXXX


this is a response i just got... its awesome getting these kinds of responses...

7 sent. All HB8-10s. stay tuned for results...

I like this...because I can easily go along with any positive responses b/c it actually somewhat fits my personality being sporadic, random, unique, etc. I got some negative replies though...how do you guys think I should respond to these and do you think I responded to any of them incorrectly?

1) HB8 - haha funny message but, someone has stole your profile, i'm sure I read something like it once.....or did you steal it?
Honesty is the best policy...
banff cause its sooo pretty and I havent been
ME: Nothing is stolen here...and it honestly didn't take me much time to write up (the message)...the profile took a lot longer.

Banff is gorgeous...I was actually planning to drive up this weekend to visit a friend of mine up there but work held me back. Even the cities around it like Canmore is very very beautiful! They have houses built along the mountains..you step outside in the morning and you have the most beautiful view in the world!
HB8: ABOVE MSG IS UNREAD

2) HB6 - so you wrote that when you first made your page and copy and paste it to every girl u msg?
... either way. im impressed
ME: Nope, my page differs from this message The message didn't take much time to write up...the profile however took me quite some time to write up. Your the only one that got the message
HB6: well, it looks like u put a lot of effort into it. so i didnt want to be a **** and not respond
ME: N/A - I didn't respond b/c she's only HB6..not worth my time...i'm currently in testing phase.

These two threw me off. I had two positive responses and i'm still talking to one and I got an msn from the other already...I was easily able to run with the storeyline...these two threw a curveball at me though.

so far 2/4...50% success ration, not bad at all...I just started using it an hour ago.

hahaha.. yah well you can use it as long as your not from az.. cuz I been using it a lot on sites for az.. and the ratio will go up.. Ive gotten 2 numbers today alone from working game from this!

To tell you the truth it's genius, I love it and it's fun lol

I'm far from you..in Toronto lol

i kno it is.. im so glad i was introduced it... altho it always depends on whether the person is game to read and play along.. but to tell you the truth it also already exes the girls who arent playful enough to go along.. so it does a lot of good things for a first message!