no response after good start

okay so sorry about the length, its going to be a relatively quick read so let me know how i can get her to respond, id like to gain knowledge in online game because im terrible with it, thank you. oh and ps this is a girl deleted her old account and created a new one. and here is the conversation:

me:alright jenmeister! weve got a lot in common... we both obviously love pandas so im gonna let you in on a little secret!

i actually plan on robbing a bank, fleeing down to the ocean and faking my own death this week. umm the scuba tanks are in the trunk. im currently looking for a getaway driver so legally i am going to need to take a look at your license before we start... oh and we will split the profits 80/20 (80% me 20% you obviously). ps we are probably going to get hungry so bring a sandwich or something but please no egg
salad because they smell like farts. so jenmeister... are you in?

me: pps. you look totally familiar! not that ive seen you on the street or anything cause that would be weird... but i feel like you had a different account, correct me if im wrong!

her: I DID! LOL deleted the other one YOU are the first to notice congrats!

me: ayoooo! whats my prize? surely i deserve one!

her: LOL pick a prize from the wall It's all there, in plush!

me: alright alright, a plush panda would be awesome! (ps holding you up to it lol) thank you out of curiousity,
what was wrong with the old account that you had to switch?

her: Well, there were certain people that just wouldn't stop
messaging me so yeah but good choice! lol pandas are awesome

me: lol well for your sake, lets hope that these certain people dont discover you! like i mentioned earlier, we can flee down to the ocean and fake our own deaths :P and obviously pandas are a good choice, i own like 3 of them but only one is domesticated lol. how about you? :P

okay so thats where the conversation ended, i do not want to go and have a One Night Stand with her, id like to take her out and have a good time, get to know her better, and shes also gorgeous btw lol. so if anyone knows how i can re-initiate that would be amazing. i know that as long as i get that first date and the number, id be able to show her an awesome time. so please help fellow puas thank you

Okay! I'm having trouble with this damn Panda you gave me. It isn't messaging people back. How do I get a refund?

that's not very good, but your chances on her are probably not either. She was being kinda nice. I didn't see one ioi. But I do hope you get her!

May the pickup gods be with you.

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lol thanks, ill give it a shot

Too much investment, and effort on your part. Try for the exact same thing in fewer words.

Not recommended to second two messages in a row. You could have probably ignored the gamey rob-bank sh1t of the first post and sent her this.

Note, she was responsive to your second message.

Good. Short and sweet. And you qualify her.

After faking your own deaths, you could have said, "Why do you like pandas so much anyway?" Now you want to start relating and qualifying. But don't forget to keep it fun.

So do this:

Fun. Qualify.
Options: Funny, Reward, Relate. Qualify.
Repeat.

Get that sh1t out of your head. You want to fark her the first night you meet her. Or second. Or third. Then build whatever relationship with her, on your own terms.
Give her a few days. If you don't hear back, do this:

"Play hard to get already? Come on, we're adults here "