Extremely good profile from non AFC that dosn't work ??

Just like a new job, I offer excellent benefits!

I bathe every day. I rarely drink before 9 am and my Psychiatrist says I have potential.
I'm also honest (when there's no chance of getting caught), easy going (as long as I have remembered to take my medication) and generally fun to be around.

Seriously though.
I'm not psycho and am a good non arrogant guy.
I am extremely easy going, down to earth and fun.

I have good pictures aswell
but no luck
any advice much appreciated.

Respect

Bump

Do I need to be more sincere or something?

I like to think its because all chicks on the internet are retarded and just not my type.

Hmmm, I had a lot of trouble recently with my online game too, even though I used to dominate online game. The profile I had was real funny, but it just stopped working entirely. It didn't matter what site, and it wasn't because there weren't new girls.

I think online game is really evolving, man. What worked before just doesn't work now. New tactics must be found. I do know this: You have to play online game as an alpha male and use an alpha male Mindset. Humor alone won't cut it, especially if any of that humor comes off as cheesy or beta. For some odd reason, I have better luck emphasizing I like motorcycles, lifting weights and that I joined the Army. I deleted all my pics of me traveling, wearing suits, hanging with politicians, etc, in favor of pics of me lifting heavy ass weights, sitting around pretty girls, doing an MMA fight, etc, and that has helped me. Basically I think online game is evolving away from humor and being interesting more to emphasizing your masculinity. Girls are naturally attracted to the masculine, and when they see a guy just being a dude they figure he's not trying to trick or impress them, he's being himself.

1. I can tell you're going for laughs, but it comes across as insincere and unattractive. Women have different words to describe unattractive and that's irrelevant. Ask yourself this: what attraction switches are you flipping?

2. If you have great pictures, use them.

3. Remove: "I am not psycho and am a good, non-arrogant guy". A normal, good, non-arrogant person would never have to state the obvious.

4. "Honest, easy-going, and generally fun to be around" is the same boring thing that every other guy is writing. It offers no value. It's not interesting. It flips no attraction switches. Take it out.

DO: Ask yourself, how can you COMMUNICATE those three things, WITHOUT stating the obvious? Can you do it through your pictures? Can you do it by writing interesting things about yourself?

in online game, the first thing they see is your pictures and how attractive you are
Attractiveness includes lots of things but mainly:
physical appeareance, example : how you keep your hair / muscles (just being athletic.. no need to become next arnold shwarz) / the way you dress etc etc..

what i found out (through FB), is that the more pictures you have with different people, (especially if they are with both sexes) means that you are socially active and people like you (fun to be with) also, do not take pictures to show you abs (trying to hard) just get a shot when you seem relax (even though you might be dying inside)..
girls will just say ''nice body'' or so, they would also think he must have a very nice character and fun to be with (due to having lots of pics with lots of different people)

The fact that you are funny is a strength. Most guys profiles are not funny at all.

I agree with the others though, you need to balance humor with actually things about you that make you unique beyond just being honest and fun to be around. What would George Clooney write?

Also, your brand of humor is too self depricating. It made me laugh, but it also telegraphed that you don't take this dating seriously-- as if someone "double dared" you to put up the site as a joke.

Instead, use humor to poke fun at other people. It sounds horrible, but this is basically what humor is.

"I'm not looking for any dum dums" was a fav of Ross Jeffries and elicits a lot of responses on my profile.

You may also want to save the humor for the first message:

"You probably have a lot of hairy old dudes hitting on you."

Thanks guys.
I am thinking picking up chicks in real life is allot easier and more fun.

the only thing about that is.. that you might not ever run into your ideal girl in real life.. like you never know where she might be. & you have to go in cold! not that that's bad.. but I wouldn't swear off online dating just yet. just practice a bit more. really search for the qualities you find attractive in a girl. but practice subject lines & jokes & whatnot on girls you don't really care about. you can't lose. so what if you offend someone online! doesn't matter. anyway, I came across this random chapter from Cajun's (who is a dating coach - do you know of him?) new book but it seems to have disappeared...

anyone else seen it? if you find it again let me know!

I recently switched up some of my pictures and changed my main picture on the two sites I'm on to me in my dress military uniform and my communication has increased probably 3 fold.

I'm not that good with creating "good" profiles either. I should read more on the subject here.