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Originally Posted by lxsuperdavexl ok i used this Opener i saw on an other thread. "hey, so do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day"
She said:
"I really hope thats a joke lol"
Me:
"Wow, your pretty, but NO sense of humor, huh?"
her:
"Thanks haha I do! but ive had that said to me before and it wasnt a joke"
Me:
"Oh i see your like an ex-video game junkie and can't be around someone who play them, despite him being awesome, because your'll relapse, gain 20 pounds and ever go outside. I knew it would not work, curse these website giving false hope....." |
Decent. I would vary the opener slightly.
Frame: You're looking for a sugar momma so you can retire early.
Quote:
her: "Lollll you got me so youre pretty awesomee huh?"
this is were i think i F-ed up. i believe this is a Sh1t Test but wasn't sure. |
Yep.
Quote:
"You will have to figure the answer to that your self. I don't have any tattoos or piercings(thats something in her profile) I'm clean as a whistle and i'm against them,
unless they are awesome. So is yours awesome because its a deal breaker for me " |
Why are you qualifying to her?
Her: "You think you're awesome, don't you?"
Me: "Oh no. I'm a really nice guy. blah blah blah blah blah."
Fail.
Quote:
| I was gonna rap it up after that but she never gave me the chance |
Try this:
Her: "Lol you got me. So you're pretty awesome, huh."
Me: "Why are you being so judgmental?"
or
Me: "Yeah, yeah, you don't need to flatter me. Fun and games aside, I messaged you because of x. So tell me, do you like to y?"