Lol so I've recently started talking this HB9, and she has game! It's so much easier for me in person because I can tie in surrounding situations and things about her directly into negs but this is my first time doing this through Facebook.
How do I EFFECTIVELY reply to this AND still maintain control?
"lol hmm for a girl who uses facebook "once a week" that was a quick approval hah.. and I guess you eventually found your way out from the apt complex into **** afterall huh?"
Her: 1:08 am-Wed
"Lmao... yeah I did.. it was pretty easy.. just a u turn... aannndddd I got a message saying I had a friend request.. if I semi know the person then I'll just add.."
Me: 1:45 am-Wed (i was up late cause of studying)
"ahah that's impressive cause you seemed damn lost when we were explaining it to ya lol.. but yea you popped up on my friend-feed so I thought I should be nice and make it a little easier for you to stalk me lmao ... gosh I'm such a gentleman right? ;P
Her: 1:10 pm-Wed
"I knew exactly where we were at... lol easier for me or for you to stalk me!?!?! Lmao"
Me: 8:43 pm-Wed
"Lmao damn ma, you caught me! I guess you're smarter than you look lol :P... but just to be absolutely clear, I only stalk women on facebook on tuesday/thursdays between 8-9pm haha and to top it off I have pretty high standards missy... are you assuming that you actually meet my requirements and are worthy of my precious stalking time?!? hah "
Her: 6:35 pm-Fri
"I'm smarter than I look!? Lmao. Uhmm... idk how to take that. And to reply to your so called "standards" and "requirements" (lol) you are taking your sweet time to talk to me and reply aren't you!?! Lol so that must mean something..."
Ideas? I was going to reply and negate with:
"Didn't think it was a confusing statement but I take it back; maybe you're not smart as you look lol jk :P and lmfao no! i'm not taking my "sweet time" to reply, why you ask? Its generally a natural occurring phenomenon when people are busy and don't have you as their numero uno (uhh-whatchu know about that espanol loll) priority simply cause they found you to be a mildly interesting person lol. But fine since you're starving for a compliment from me.. On a hotness scale between 1(lowest) and ending on Me, I would rate you ~8. Jeez sound good?! I hope you realize the last part of your message is literally the pot calling the kettle black hahah. In retrospect aren't you're doing the same EXACT thing? Lmao you know, "taking your sweet time to talk to me and reply (lol) so don't flatter yourself too much cause that DEFINITELY means something too lol "
As you can tell I haven't complimented her on her looks before, and initially asked her to qualify herself to MY standards and requirements. And in the newer one I still don't compliment her directly, rather I refer to her as a "mildly interesting person" to neg her again, followed by neg'ing her subtly by saying "shes starving for a compliment from ME" and then finally giving her a compliment but making sure to lower her value by using a scale of "1 to me". Smart move? Help a brotha out, PLEASE!
Any ideas to tie in some sexual innuendo or escalation keywords to get her to start thinking in such a way? Also, is the msg too "long" how would you simplify it?
Thank you so much in advance!