So I emailed this girl online and got a quick response but it was sort of the equivalent in some ways of "Dance monkey dance".
Here's what she wrote:
"I get the sense that you have a lot of energy. I don't have a dog, but i do have 2 cats. And no, I'm not the crazy cat lady (thanks for that by the way--every woman's dream). Tell me more about yourself...
Also, i want a man with a great sense of humor, so i think you should tell me a joke--or a funny story...Lets see if you can make me laugh...
I was thinking something along the lines:
"So you're one of those bossy girls eh... I may want to stay away from you. I'll tell you what, here are some things you need to know about me:
- I feel betrayed by the cookie monster since he switched to salads
- The T-Rex is a great dinosaur. Despite his tiny arms, he never let this stop him from greatness
As for the humor, I'm not the "I'll tell jokes all night long and you'll laugh at them" type.
For me its about the interaction so let's have some fun with it.
Here's a game. .... [name some game, say something, tell her to reply]"