Hi everyone. I've been at the online game for a year now, and here is what I learned so far. This is just a short list, and I'm sure a lot of you will chime in with other observations that are humorous and or tragic.
When all of her online profile photos are only of a face picture, in real life she is about 30 lbs. heavier than what her profile says. Unless you're into that kind of woman. I'm after HB-8-10's
When all of her photos have pictures of her kids or pets, stay away.... not a good sign. Usually she has issues, sometimes volumes or editions.
When in her description, and her photos are HB8 and up, she says she likes to be spoiled, usually means she is A. a prostitute or B. a serial dater looking for a meal.
Women with photos that do not show smiling with teeth usually are missing several. This indicates to me that she is either a meth addict or has a really bad dentist.
When you arrange to meet them for the first time, and she asks to meet her on the corner by the liquor store is a bad sign too.
When the first question she asks you is "Do you do crack?" followed up by "Buy me some crack.", its not going to be a good date. She did not have a smiling face pic on her profile. Needless to say, that was about a 5 minute meet and greet.
Older, fatter, uglier women always will email you back. I wouldn't fark them with your d!ck.