Here's my completed profile, alot of you deserve credit for lines in it:
Warning! I apply to only a certain type of girl, are you her?
I'm a sociopathic hedonist. I'm a proud, arrogant intellectual and I always demand my way. The only time my mouth isn't used to exert my two-cents is after I am pleased. I rarely drink before 9 am and my Psychiatrist says I have potential. I no longer put up with petty drama nor emotional hysterics. I talk dirty, work dirty, and play rough.
I do what I want, when I want.
I regularly talk to strangers, particularly when they exude a positive energy like mine. I reserve my Saturday nights for cigars and drinks with my guys.
Not shallow but lacking a slender or fit body-type is a deal-breaker.
Don't message me if you don't have a job or developing a career.
Do you know the difference between They're, There, and Their? How about You're and Your? Good, go ahead and message me then.