Thank you for stopping by TSM's House of Infinite Pleasure, your one stop shop for all your man loving needs!
We will provide you with only the best dating experience. Our men are highly trained, domesticated and house broken! No messes on the carpet, no holes dug in the back yard and best of all, the toilet seat goes up and right back down again!
We only accept the highest quality men here at TSM's House of Infinite Pleasure. No geeks, nerds, losers or married men and all our models are certified by the American Association of Hot Moms as Kid Tested, and Mother Approved.
Would you like to actually meet a guy you'll have fun with, and without all that "dating" pressure? Then you are at the right place. Our models provide only the most positive of feelings and lots of entertainment without any psychological hangups or other unattractive habits or behaviors that prevent you from getting those all important butterflies in your stomach.
Our men are attractive, witty, and terribly charming. They are also ambitious, professionally employed and each one has a vehicle and valid driver's license free of charges such as DUI. Our models are also free of any drug or alcohol addictions or ex-girlfriend/baby mama drama.If you really want to meet a man who can actually keep you enthralled in good conversation, you will find him here.
Feel free to peruse our pictures of various models and see if any strike your fancy and email today! Stocks are running low, so order your "Man of your Dreams"(Patent Pending) today!