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    Default My unorthodox Online Dating Profile

    I see a lot of really neat profiles by PUA's on these boards. But they always revolve around the same concept

    "I'm the sh1t, accept it."

    Mine is a bit more unorthodox so I thought I'd share what gets me success to show a slightly different concept than the usual PUA stuff.

    Thank you for stopping by TSM's House of Infinite Pleasure, your one stop shop for all your man loving needs!

    We will provide you with only the best dating experience. Our men are highly trained, domesticated and house broken! No messes on the carpet, no holes dug in the back yard and best of all, the toilet seat goes up and right back down again!

    We only accept the highest quality men here at TSM's House of Infinite Pleasure. No geeks, nerds, losers or married men and all our models are certified by the American Association of Hot Moms as Kid Tested, and Mother Approved.

    Would you like to actually meet a guy you'll have fun with, and without all that "dating" pressure? Then you are at the right place. Our models provide only the most positive of feelings and lots of entertainment without any psychological hangups or other unattractive habits or behaviors that prevent you from getting those all important butterflies in your stomach.

    Our men are attractive, witty, and terribly charming. They are also ambitious, professionally employed and each one has a vehicle and valid driver's license free of charges such as DUI. Our models are also free of any drug or alcohol addictions or ex-girlfriend/baby mama drama.If you really want to meet a man who can actually keep you enthralled in good conversation, you will find him here.

    Feel free to peruse our pictures of various models and see if any strike your fancy and email today! Stocks are running low, so order your "Man of your Dreams"(Patent Pending) today!
    I manage about 2-3 meetings a month, every month with this profile which is about all I have time for given job constraints, etc.

    When I make the first voice phone call with the girl, I continue this theme:

    "Hello Madame! This is TSM's House of Infinite Pleasure calling to confirm an order for one "Man of Your Dreams." I'm looking for (name of girl here) would she be available?

    EVERY single time I get them laughing at the very first contact and set the mood. It works spectacularly for me.

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    Default Re: My unorthodox Online Dating Profile

    Quote Originally Posted by SiliconMagician View Post
    I see a lot of really neat profiles by PUA's on these boards. But they always revolve around the same concept

    "I'm the sh1t, accept it."

    Mine is a bit more unorthodox so I thought I'd share what gets me success to show a slightly different concept than the usual PUA stuff.

    I manage about 2-3 meetings a month, every month with this profile which is about all I have time for given job constraints, etc.

    When I make the first voice phone call with the girl, I continue this theme:

    "Hello Madame! This is TSM's House of Infinite Pleasure calling to confirm an order for one "Man of Your Dreams." I'm looking for (name of girl here) would she be available?

    EVERY single time I get them laughing at the very first contact and set the mood. It works spectacularly for me.
    This is innovative but I think it could be improved.

    Right now some parts of this feels like an audition for boyfriend material kind of guy. The whole "kid friendly" and "mom approved"parts.

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    Default Re: My unorthodox Online Dating Profile

    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteRanger View Post
    This is innovative but I think it could be improved.

    Right now some parts of this feels like an audition for boyfriend material kind of guy. The whole "kid friendly" and "mom approved"parts.
    Thanks for the Feedback Ranger, that is why I posted it. This is the most recent edition and I feel the thing is getting a little long in the tooth and I'd like to tweak it a bit.

    However a little context might be in order. I'm 35 years old and haven't had an LTR in almost 5 years. Between my online dating and night game on the weekends I can't even count how many women I've been with. An average of 2 new lays a month along with a rotating lineup of regular lays who sorta drift in and out as they please like if we run into each other after having not seen each other for a few months, but nothing serious or long term. Mostly I seem to attract the women who have boyfriends already and THINK they'd like to try a new one on for size but then that has lead to all sorts of problems. The rest are just fly by night girls that sort of peter out by mutual agreement after a few weeks.

    I feel I've sewn enough oats for now that I'd like to try and settle into an LTR.

    You are correct it does have an audition feel to it and I think I need to work some qualification of the woman into it as well. Perhaps a line that says:

    "So if you are attractive, intelligent and mature with an open mind and great sense of humor..." type line or something. I've considered something perhaps a bit racy, like sexual double entendre somehow that says "If you are attractive, fun loving, and looking for great sex" without saying "great sex".. some kind of hint towards it rather than putting it out there boldly(although that may not be a bad idea).

    Any feedback would be appreciated as long as it keeps within the context I explained above.


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