sh1t tests are been thrown at me left right and centre. I started off with some great canned material got the conversation going. Got here proving her self to me etc. but she allways seem to be able to eventually get me with some sort of Sh1t Test, Or her favourite thing at the moment is how she is more awesome than anyone in the world. Its almost like she is trying to game me.
I need some help to 1 shot down her sh1t tests, and two A C/F dhv, to get back in control of the conversation.
her:im never mean!! im actually prob one of the nicest girls you will ever meet
me: YOu cant be the most awesome girl and the nicest girl I will ever meet , Its too good to be true. Your not a serial killer are you?
Her:caught me. im flawed. i like to scalp people and make fur coats from them.
me:hahaha. that is awesome. Im actually laughing reading that. So should I just shave all my hair off first so im safe??
Her: umm no. ill just use you for the cuffs and collar if you do that (AND THIS IS WHERE IT STARTS SHE GETS CONTROL CAUS I farkED UP THE NEXT MESSAGE)