I'm pretty new at this so any critique is welcome. I flirted with a bartender last night and met up with her later for a Number Close. She said "call me anytime" with a kiss which I figured meant "Let's bone tonight" so I texted later, I was drunk so I probably could have done better:
ME: Hey, it's that awesome sexy guy you were talking to. We're looking for something to do. Where are you guys?
HER: Hey, I'm about to go home
HER: I'm not a One Night Stand kinda girl
ME: Well now that's just sexist (I usually do this in person and it's funny with sarcasm. but back fired in text)
HER: No I'm just not a whore (which she kinda is from what I hear)
ME: What do you take me for! I was just gonna cuddle I swear
HER: Haha I'm so sure who wants to cuddle at 3am?
HER: I don't like to cuddle anyways.
ME: You just haven't cuddled with a pro then. I'm passing out, I'll call you later maybe.
HER: I won't hold my breath
I felt I had the upper hand so I ended it. All of her replies were immediate compared to mine. But I think I missed a chance to escalate on my last line, what do you think?